Plot fucking bunnies...
They just keep breeding and breeding and fucking breeding... and I haven't even finished writing my Jojo X Kuroinu fic... or my Jojo X MHA fic... or my GOH X DXD fic... or... or... or the rest...
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This fanfiction is definitely not for kiddies!
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I shall be blunt. Being… something else than a human…
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Feels so weird.
I stare at my… hoof, inspecting the smooth and hard piece of my body.
It took me five days to trot. It took me another full week to properly walk. It took me another two weeks to gallop and move smoothly like a proper well functioning living organism.
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Thank the Gods that my current physical body could properly digest grass and make grass taste like a good meal. Did I mention that a buttercup and a daisy tasted absolutely delicious? They surely made a succulent dinner…
Now, before we get into a bit deeper, there are a few things that you must know of. First, I am what it looks like to be a horse. I am a stallion with a long white, bushy, spiky mane that covered half of my body. And my skin… it's pure black…
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Ever heard of a horse like that?
Sure… in the wide world, such a thing might exist. Maybe…
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Maybe.
But how will you explain these on my head? These… horns… two of them, growing out of my skull, out of my head, high and sharp and curving backward making an arch. And my eyes… my eyes are red. Blood red as they once pierced the reflection of a small pond.
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Have you ever seen a chimpanzee looking at themselves in a mirror? They say that chimpanzees, the second most intelligent animals on Earth(the first being the human race obviously), have the capability of self-recognition which is a perk that most animals do not carry. The ability to know that the image in a mirror is themselves… is truly a remarkable ability that the chimps carry and when they figure out that it was them the whole entire time we can see them moving every part of their muscle or joint while looking at the mirror stunned and interested in how they move and are seen by others.
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I was exactly like the chimpanzees when I first recognized my physical form. I smiled showing all my teeth and that it even showed my gums. I caressed my horns only to find that those were my erogenous zones when rubbed the correct way. I swished my tail looking at it and staring at the white organic strings that moved as I commanded them to.
I knew I became a horse. I was smart enough to know that. But to have horns… but to have such exotic colors…
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And to have such an impossible body… especially the face. The face looked nothing like an actual horse's face… it seemed to me to be… animated or cartoonized just like the Toon Cards from Yugioh.
And one more thing about my body structure. If there are two things that I would like to comment on my legs, they are a: I finally knew why humans used 'Horse Power' as I galloped for 40 minutes without feeling exhausted, and b: it's fucking impossible.
When I say impossible, I mean that my leg doesn't work like a normal horse's leg or does it look like a horse's leg from the start. My front leg… can bend and be used to scratch my horse ears or rub my cheek. That… is not what should happen and it felt so weird… But at least I was able to give myself a good rub on the head with no problem. Also, I could stand on my two hind legs for… pretty much as long as I liked. And as for my horns…
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First, I came up with a theory that I might be a horse and a goat hybrid, but that theory went out of the roof and into hell the minute I discovered what these horns were capable of.
Telekinesis. With a weird sound, I saw my horns surrounded by a visible white aura that was bubbling around my horns. Then… with my will, I moved something. I don't remember what it was, I just saw something move surrounded with the same white transparent aura that surrounded my horns and it moved, however, I wished it to. I ordered a rock, the size of my current head, to decompose, and it followed my order to its best turning the huge rock became a pile of gravel.
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Rather than being scared of this new ability of mine, I started to use it to the fullest to get a batch of decent flowers and build what it seemed like a house. Since I had no experience of making a house to stay for the night, I had trouble building my new place for sleep.
My first day in this bizarre world was terrible and miserable. I was all nude, I couldn't walk, I didn't know I was now capable of consuming grass with no problem that resulted in starving for a whole day, and I was sprawled on the ground vulnerable to any predator that decided to come and tear me apart.
But as time went on, I began to adjust myself to this bizarre lonely world with my telekinesis. Defecation obviously became more of an easy task for me, and food was no longer one of my main concerns for I had plenty to spare all around me.
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At this point one might be wondering how much time I had spent in the wilderness and if I have to answer, I must say that I have been around here for five months, experimenting on how my horns work and the extent to it, tasting which plants taste better or not, running for God knows how long and how fast, kicking a tree trunk to test my strength in my legs, drying mud in the sun to make clay tablets to record each and every day, and trying my best to find materials to substitute as a blanket.
As for a place to stay, I found an abandoned warehouse two weeks after my new physical state. The warehouse made me come up with two conclusions. One, there were other intellect beings that exist or had existed, and two, I finally had a place of my own.
I wasn't ready to meet anybody yet and I was extremely paranoid. Who knows what on Earth the civilized folks would do to me if they were to find me? If this place was inhabited with the Houyhnhnms from Gulliver's Travels(if you don't know what Houyhnhnms are, I will tell you to go and read the REAL Gulliver's Travels), I may fit into society although the explanation of these horns might take a while. But if there were humans…
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I still shudder in fear when I think about my own race. It is true that there are good people among humans, but all I could think is being dragged to a secret laboratory to be experimented on and I sure as hell do not want such a thing to befall on me.
For a month, I remodeled my new 'home', mending the walls and the roof with my magic, and adding additional objects to make the abandoned place look more like… home.
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I'll be honest with myself, I think I did a pretty decent job of remodeling my new 'home'. Everything looked pretty… authentic. So, with the firewood blazing in the fireplace, I would usually sit(?) on the sofa as I write my journals on the clay tablets using my telekinesis and a piece of sharp marble to scratch on the tablet.
Although I had encountered many lifeforms in this plane, many aspects told me that this wasn't Earth or the Earth I used to know. There were monsters that roamed in the forest that would be glad to kill you for their breakfast or just kill you.
My first encounter was with a manticore. A real… actual manticore. It was a good thing I was interested in the lore that I recognized the animal so I can at least identify what the fuck tried to kill me. But before I could GTFO or make a comment, the monster sprinted straight at me.
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That resulted in my shoulder to get slashed by that animal, but after 23 heavy boulders dropped on its head, the monster stopped moving and I was out of breath. Not from exhaustion from using too much telekinesis, but from pure terror of the fact that I almost died and the fear of death as blood continuously poured out of my wound.
With a vine and some herbs, I treated my shoulder the best as I could and at this point, I learned how magic was used to treat injuries. It just came to me naturally. Perhaps this body of mine did it so many times that this body's subconsciousness already knows what to do when it was injured. At this point, I was sure that my powers weren't just telekinesis. There had to be more and I needed to learn more to face more monsters that were about to come to me. I needed to prepare for the worse and eat them before they eat me...
So, during those five long months, I learned a great deal of what I was capable of.
Telekinesis
Healing
Teleportation
Gravity Manipulation
Electro—Magnetic Fields
Time Acceleration
Energy Blasts
Sensory
(I still don't know how that one exactly works… is it by sonar or is it just by my enhanced intuition…?)
And last and the most important one of all…
Transformation
Being back as a human rocked for I could finally finish eating that chimera meat without throwing up. Transforming into a human being was completely worth it although it took me a great amount of stamina to activate that skill. I still remember back then as I cried tears of happiness overcooked meat that wasn't even properly seasoned. Gods how I missed salt, pepper, ginger, thyme, and all of those other spices…
But… there was a problem of being human…
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Nudity. It… just didn't feel right. I mean… it didn't feel weird as a horse with a single cloak wrapped around me, but doing that as a human… I felt really dirty as if I was some sick perverted voyeurist. So… for now I usually stay in my 'original' form: a horse. And after all, nobody would ever think nicely of some barbaric uncivilized person running around showing off their… ehehehehe… 13 inch…
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Sorry. I'll stop right there. I am just too excited for my enhanced physical features that I received from being a horse. Hehe…
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Anyways… time passed on with me and my sweet home... Until I met one my best friends who would aid me through everything that is about to come to me.
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"S-somepony that is twice as me?! What in the world may you be?!"
"A… talking zebra…? Narnia...?"
Five months from being completely alone, I finally have somebody to use my vocal cords on. Never was I happier, yet more terrified than ever before…