A/N, Sorry guys, if you are going to read this story, I sincerely apologize for the weirdness of it! Honestly, I got the idea from a YouTube video one day, when i was bored and just watching mindless entertainment on the internet.
The Mouth Of Sauron
"Let the lord of the black land come forth! Let justice be done upon him!"
Silence, an eerie silence fell as the army of men shifted uneasily, thinking of what would issue out of the Morannon, the Black Gate of Mordor.
A loud noise, as of gigantic gears turning rent the air. The Black Gate spit in two, opening far enough so a figure upon a black horse clad in dark armour rode forth.
The only skin one could see was the man, if it could be called a man, was its mouth and chin. Even this was foul. About its mouth, a crude black eye had been painted, and its teeth were a ghastly yellow.
Out of nowhere, a sound began, almost like music. The black figure, the Mouth of Sauron opened its mouth, and began to sing…
"Oh, you touch my tralala. Mmmm. My ding ding dong!"
"Deep in the night, I am looking for some fun,"
"Deep in the night, I am looking for some love,"
"Deep in the night, I am looking for some fun,"
"Deep in the night, I am looking for some *bing*"
Aragorn, atop his horse, rode towards the singing abomination.
The Mouth sang again,
"Oh, you touch my tralala, Mmmm. My ding ding dong!"
Before Aragorn, son of Arathorn drew his sword, Andúril, and beheaded the monstrosity.