If he's the cat and I'm the rat then what the fuck are you?

I've pondered this day and night; I still don't have a clue.

If he's the cat and I'm the rat then what the fuck are you?

I've thought about it long and hard; I still don't know what to do.

If he's the cat and I'm the rat then what the fuck are you?

I'm confused beyond all reason; I really wish I knew.

If he's the cat and I'm the rat then what the fuck are you?

Oh wait, you're God; I'm sorry, we're through.