7/2/2016
Castle. My name is Frank Castle. I'm a busy man. Busy killing chumps who dare commit crime or contribute to the shithole that is America's grimey underbelly. I've always put down the hurt on creeps. Fuck. I hate fuckshit criminals and their goddamn crime. I've killed at least fifteen people in the last three days just for burning flags on my property. You might ask, how big is Frank Castle's property? 3.797 million mi². That's right. It's the United fucking States of A- fucking-merica goddamn it. If you don't agree with me, I'm going to have to introduce you to my friends, Reagan and Bush. Don't know what that is? Those are my double double barrel sawed off shotguns with premium scatter rounds for max carnage to rip apart fucking creeps like you who don't know what the significance of Reagan & Bush 84' is you treasonous bitchface! DO YOU KNOW WHO I FUCKING AM? Not only am I a class act A blood type vet in the marines, but I KILLED STILT MAN. Do you know how much of a pussybitch asshole that fuckass was? Of course you don't. I splattered his brains all the way into hippie land California right after I stopped them from seceding single handedly with the old Reag and Bushie. I'm the goddamn fucking Punisher. Don't mess with me or you get the horns. The horns of retribution!