Gore
Here lies Gore,
Who is as dead as a door,
Had it been Grevious,
The better for us,
Had it been Dooku,
Well, I hate him too,
Had it been Darth Maul,
I'd have danced down the hall,
But since it's only Gore,
Who's as dead as a door,
Why, I'll say no more.
I wrote this just after watching the animated Star Wars series on cartoon Network (the one where Obi-Wan hacks off Gore's arms and then his head, and G. Grevious throws a legless hissy fit) then I remembered one of my friends wrote a very short eulogy. Short as in you blink and you'll miss it. And I said, "I wanna write one too!" So I did. ^^ Hope you like. Thanks.
- the me from under the bed