Jacob has logged on
Nessie has logged on
Alice has logged on
Emmett has logged on
Rosalie has logged on
Edward has logged on
Edward: Hey guys!!!
Emmett: Hey rosie where r u?
Nessie: Ahhh it's raining purple monkeys!!!
Edward: What?!?!?!?!?!
Nessie: AHHHH THERES A GIANT GREEN ELEPHANT IN A PINK TU-TU CHASING A PURPLE COW!!!
Jacob: Oh. My. God. Guys it's true i just saw them!!!
Me: I LOVE YOU EDWARD!
Bella: what?! No he's MINE!
Me: NO HE LOVES ME! DONT YOU EDDIE?
Edward: Uhhhhhh Ummmmm......Yes?
Bella: EDWARD! i thought you loved me!?? How Could You!!!! *runs away*
Edward: Nooooooooooooooooooooooo Bella!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nessie: Uhhhhhhhh............I'm gonna go now....
Jacob: I saw green and pink Strawberries attacking a giant blue hulk! They pushed him into a lake...of PUDDING!!! hahahahha
Nessie: Wow. I wanna see the giant blue hulk!!!
Edward: AUTHOR! BELLA BOUGHT A HOTEL IN FRANCE TO HIDE! GOOD JOB!
Me: Hehe. Nessie, im your new mommy!
Nessie: NO! I MISS MY MOMMA! *runs to france to live with Bella*
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Jacob: ill get her! *runs and talks Nessie out of living with Bella*
Bella: I'm coming back!
Me: Aw
Edward: Yay! I love you Bells! Uhhh You too Author!!!