Introduction...

Jennifer = highly tempered loner who doesn't like talking to people Sylvia = crazy girl whose goal in life is to make people give her all the hugs they can stand Jamie = cool cat who plays guitar and likes techno music

After a cookout, Jamie took Sylvia back to her house. It was a great night, after all at least Sylvia didn't feel invisible anymore. The air smelled of fresh poop from the dogs in the neighborhood. They got out of the car and went inside. Jamie invited himself in like he was some sort of guest or something. Like he deserved something for taking her home, boys..

Went down stairs and met up with Jennifer. She was gazing into a freezer full of food while exclaiming "Why my stars! There is no food here for me to eat!"

::GASP::

Jamie offered to drive Sylvia and Jennifer to Sonics to get some food. No one asked if that was where they wanted to eat or if Sylvia was even hungry, but that is where Jamie took them. Next he parks too close to the drive up things and Jennifer has to scoot and get out the other side of the car. BOYS!!! Anyways. they ordered the food and Jamie was being checked out by the chick who brought it out. She was swirling and prancing around on her skates. She thought she was some hott stuff let me tell you. She even forgot her tray when she went inside. Chicks!

Jamie broke down in conversation about the ham incident. Jennifer was working in the Deli section at Lowes and a costumer said that she was cutting the ham too thin. Jennifer became very angry and started fiercfully throwing ham at the lady. Before you knew it Jennifer covered the old lady to her neck in ham. When the manager was called for assistance it took them 4 hours to get all the ham out of the hover round. All she could say was "now I'm free to see the world".

By this time everyone was finished with their food and while getting up Sylvia trips and falls in front of a car. Jennifer starts laughing viciously wishing that the car would just run over Sylvia. Jennifer is secretly sad that she is alone. She just would be so much happier if....