A/N: This is a pointless short ficcy about Ron and Hermione, but it's fluffy, sugary, and waffy. Warning: You may get cavities from the sugary-ness. ^^;;; Ok, you may read now!

~ TEACH ME HOW~

BY: SPELLCASTRE

Hermione and Ron were bored. It was THAT simple. Harry was out practicing quidditch with--can you imagine it--Draco Malfoy. Hermione and Ron decided not to tag along this time. So, they were sitting in the library, being...bored. (Yes, Hermione was BORED in a LIBRARY. I will not hurt you if you faint.) Ron was personally thinking about how strange he was feeling now that he was alone with Hermione. And he WAS alone with Hermione, there was no one else in the library.



"So," he finally began. "Read anything interesting lately?"



"Yes, actually," she responded. "It was a muggle book, actually...I packed it away with my stuff to read."



"Oh? Really?"



"Yeah...it was strange. They took about four pages to teach the main character how to kiss."



This got Ron's attention. "So they put it in detail?" She nodded. Ron suddenly got the determination to be bold and asked, "do you think you could tell me how?"



Hermione blushed crimson. She wasn't expecting that. "Oh...well...it's kind of, hard to explain."



Ron's boldness got so high that he surprised himself, and he said to her, "Well, show me then." She looked surprised at first and blushed a deeper shade of red, but then, after what seemed like eternity...



"So, first..." and suddenly her lips were covering his in a, wouldn't you know it, passionate kiss. She didn't expect Ron to respond, after all, she was teaching him. After awhile, she pulled away to regain her breath.



"Oh, I see. Like this?" And he 'attacked' her with a more powerful kiss.



When he pulled away, she smiled devilishly, and said, "I think you got it."



"I had a good teacher."



They were both smiling devilishly now.



"Care to practice your skills?" She asked slyly.



"I'd love to..."



And that's what they did...

~END~

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