Bella's POV

I'm going to kill Alice Cullen!

She bought me all this at a sex shop? A SEX SHOP?

Edward will think that I'm a slut or something…

ALICE CULLEN you're the most hilarious woman in the world…

I won't wear this thong… Look at this! A pink thong with little holes… OMG!

I'll wear a bikini… I must hurry up or Edward will think that I've changed my mind!

Oh my God he's in the bedroom right now … and I'm naked!

I blushed immediately…

"Don't be embarrassed… There is nothing to be embarrassed of… It's natural and of course you are beautiful…" He said

Omg… What am I going to say… What am I going to say… At least he can't read my thoughts!

"Thanks"

"So… Are we still going to the beach? And… don't wear these ridiculous thongs… just go like that."

"Of course… Um… let's go"

Now he is all mine!

5 hours later

On the phone

"Bella is that you?"

"Alice! Hey I miss you… Where did you buy those thongs? They were soooo sexy… a bit too sexy!"

"Did you like it? It was at a sex shop in Seattle called 68+1! Did you wear it last night?"

"Of course I didn't! But still it was a GREAT night…"

"Oh My God! Tell me all about it!"

"Well… your brother broke me… you know what I'm saying!"

"I'm so happy for you… Jasper broke me a long time ago but he fills the hole very often! AHAH"

"I have to go Alice! Love you"

"Love you too"