Reasons why Dorian Gray

is more epic than Edward Cullen

A/N

hey this was a random story because I have recently become obsessed with Dorian Gray, this is just me taking a break from the serious stories that I write enjoy!

Reasons:

1. Doesn't have to be a vampire to be immortal

2. Doesn't have to drink blood

3. He has fun. Edward Cullen doesn't!

4. He has morals NOT he has fun (refer to reason 3)

5. He has a gun enough said

6. He kills people indiscriminately and doesn't attempt to justify it like Edward does

7. He doesn't sparkle in the sun Do I really need to say more?

8. Has had more than one girlfriend understatement!

9. He has a mansion

10. Not a hundred year old virginseriously Edward?

11. Has hundreds of women throwing themselves at him Unlike Edward beat that!

12. Definitely better lookingHe wasn't immortalized in a painting for nothing!

13. He is of legal age to have fun (21) whilst Edward isn't even an adult (17)

14. Edward has boundaries. Doriandoes not

15. Dorian has a weak spot that makes him more human, Edward is perfect it makes him alien.

16. Dorian embraces the attention that his beauty and youth bring him, Edward rejects it

17. Dorian pays the ultimate price Edward never does.

18. Sybill is a real human being. Bella is not

19. Dorian has real problems Edward does not

20. Dorian is not two dimensional he is a complicated character

21. Dorian does not make people change for him Edward changes Bella

22. Dorian was never a creepy stalker and overprotective like Edward

23. Edward is always depressed, Dorian moves on with his life

24. Dorians only fault is his vanity and innocence, Edward Cullen has too many to list

25. Dorian remains a bachelor and doesn't tie himself down at 17 to one woman

26. Dorian is a man. Edward is a boy.

27. Dorian has epic hair need I say more

28. Edward denies his true nature Dorian embraces it

29. Edward is a pitiful excuse for an immortal, he just whinges and whines all the time Dorian gets a life

30. Dorian has everyone falling for him (cough, Basil, cough) Edward has one whiny girl Pathetic!

31. Sybill Vane killed herself because Dorian didn't love her. Bella went off with another man riding motorcycles

32. Edward complains that he hates who he is but never does anything about it, Dorian destroys the painting and himself

33. Edward has to romance Bella, Dorian says "There are no limits" and he gets the girl

This is not finished by any standard! if you come up with more reasons post it as a review :D