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Rudolph the shot-gun shooter
Had a very shiny gun
And if you ever saw it
You would get up and run
All of the other cowboys
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any shooting games
Then one foggy Christmas eve
Santa came to say
"Rudolph with your gun so bright,
"Won't you shoot my wife tonight?"