we enter our story on a disturbly thursday afternoon in southern arkansas in a little know trailer park called lotus falls despite being in the middle of bofu egypt fuck no where and there being no lotuses or falls of any kind mostly just sand
cletus is hard at work doing the only thing he can to make money and support his disgustingly retarded brother junoir and there pitbull dog named bunny there situation was ironic mostly because cletus himself was a near genius in all math science and engineering skills and couldd be making millions but chose not to for reasons only known to himself
luckily enough cletus had a computor and had enough money for cable and internet even though they lived in a trailer cletus works as a from home accountant in his spare time though most of cletuses time is spent taking care of his brother an d doing dodd jobs around the neighborhood
cletus had decided to relax and go grab a soda from the vending machine down the raod when he walks out of his trailer and goes on his way when he notices his neoghbors acting strange now his neighbors always acted strange considering most of them wer either meth addicts soon to be meth addicts or recovering meth addicts they were acting far stranger that day cletus being the kind soul that he was asked them if they were alright
they turn to him and sees that there eyes are comtpletey whited out and they are foaming at the mouth a meth pipe haning from there pockets they take notice of cletus and one of them lunges at him screaming about dirty mexicans and god and bites down hard on cletuses arm casuing him to scream ut in agony luckily his brother had heard him and cletsus hears the low rumble that can only mean death will follow junior engages a retard strenght of 30 men and grabs the meth addict by the skull and crushes his head into a red pulp with one arm and grabs the other by the leg and smashes her through a trailer window into a coffe table niether the table or the woman survive
"now i knews yall were cuzins but i had no choice" cletus said he grabs his brothers massive meat stump of a hand and goes to get the sherrif as he leaves the park he he sees a ocean of trucker hats baseball caps and camo pants all shabling in the same directions mumbling things about muslims america mexicans and guns cletus is horrified and confused he sees members of his family cousins neighbors freinds that one dude from down the street who forgot how to speak english from too much speed all going towards a massive neon trump sign covered in american flags and swastikas