HOW TO KEEP A PET FERRET
*Feed and water it regularly, do not forget that it is extremely ungrateful and if you feed it anything but the top delicacy it might bite you.
*Do not expose your ferret to any muggle born witches or wizards or it will go into a fit, hyperventilate and possibly die [if bored with ferret and wanting new pet this is an extremely effective way of getting rid of it.]
*To groom your ferret you will need a storeroom full of hairgel as it will go through at least 5 a day. Do not forget to thoroughly gel your ferret or it will refuse to be seen because it is extremely insecure.
*Remember that your ferret is scrawny and weak so hire goons to protect it from other witches and wizards [especially gryffindors and muggleborns]
* Dress your ferret only in black and green. Keep away from other colours, especially red and gold because they make your ferret go crazy. [possibly because it is trying to act like a bull so people will pay more attention to it.]
*Your ferret has a tendency to seek attention from others. Make sure you supply it with a fresh list of crappy insults everyday or it will be forced to use old boring ones and nobody will pay attention to it. [lack of attention causes it to be very angry and it usually lets out its anger on other people, e.g. you.]
*If you want to buy a ferret, make sure you only visit the top pureblood family's or you will be unlikely to find one with a normal ferret personality. Remember that ferrets do not make good slaves unless you subject them to humiliation by muggleborns and griffindors until they lose all their pride. [warning: this may take centuries.]
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*Feed and water it regularly, do not forget that it is extremely ungrateful and if you feed it anything but the top delicacy it might bite you.
*Do not expose your ferret to any muggle born witches or wizards or it will go into a fit, hyperventilate and possibly die [if bored with ferret and wanting new pet this is an extremely effective way of getting rid of it.]
*To groom your ferret you will need a storeroom full of hairgel as it will go through at least 5 a day. Do not forget to thoroughly gel your ferret or it will refuse to be seen because it is extremely insecure.
*Remember that your ferret is scrawny and weak so hire goons to protect it from other witches and wizards [especially gryffindors and muggleborns]
* Dress your ferret only in black and green. Keep away from other colours, especially red and gold because they make your ferret go crazy. [possibly because it is trying to act like a bull so people will pay more attention to it.]
*Your ferret has a tendency to seek attention from others. Make sure you supply it with a fresh list of crappy insults everyday or it will be forced to use old boring ones and nobody will pay attention to it. [lack of attention causes it to be very angry and it usually lets out its anger on other people, e.g. you.]
*If you want to buy a ferret, make sure you only visit the top pureblood family's or you will be unlikely to find one with a normal ferret personality. Remember that ferrets do not make good slaves unless you subject them to humiliation by muggleborns and griffindors until they lose all their pride. [warning: this may take centuries.]
****So I wrote another of the like! please read and review!****