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CHAPTER 1: THE INVENTION BOOK OF DOOM

"Ian!" Spencer dove forward to stop Ian, but failing and falling flat on his face. This was just another early morning routine.

Ian jumped over things, tables, chairs, books, a table lamp, lazy Tala, Kai's new shoes, Spencer and all sorts of things to get away from the monster that was bellowing at him.

(Three guesses to who the monster is.)

It was morning, and it seemed to Ian that it wasn't that great of an idea to carry out his experiment on the not-a-morning-person Bryan.

Apparently, Ian was experimenting on swinging a bucket of water upside down, without spilling the water, standing on the edge of Bryan's bed to make a safe getaway. His experiment had failed, and so Bryan woke up in a not-so-pleasant manner, drenched.

"MIDGETT! JUST YOU WAIT UNTIL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU! THEN I'LL TEACH YOU A LESSON, YOU LITTLE TWERP!" Ian let out a small 'Eep!' as he ran and ran to escape the homicidal Bryan.

Spencer pinched the bridge of his nose, obviously commenting how well his day had started (note the sarcasm). Tala was enjoying the show, made clear as he cheered both the parties energetically.

Suddenly Bryan tripped, and a loud crash was heard. When the dust cleared away (when Bryan sneezed uncharacteristically due to the dust particles), everyone's eyes widened in horror. Kai's bookcase had fallen, and everything was a mess.

Kai was so going to kill them. Scratch that, he'd toast each one of them on fire and then pour kerosene on the burns (while still on the fire). Kai loved his books as if his life depended on them.

Tala mock fainted on the couch. And as when you think of the devil you step on its tail, Kai entered the room. His face paled as he stared, stared, stared at his prized possessions. Finally, he turned to glare at the three boys (Tala had fainted, remember?).

"I come late from jogging one morning and you do this?" Kai said menacingly, eyes fixated on Bryan and Ian.

"Listen Kai, it was an accident," Spencer started, but was silenced by the dare-to-intervene-and-you'll-be-nursing-your-sorry-ass look aimed at him by Kai.

"So what happened that made you trash my possessions?" Kai asked with amazing calmness in his voice.

"I'll explain!" Tala jumped. "See, Ian was doing this experiment of swinging a bucket of water upside down, on Bryan's bed, and failed. So Bryan fumed and chased Ian, but crashed into the case!"

"Shrimp! Who put that idea in your head to defy gravity!" Kai snarled. "Ummm... my book of experiments?" Ian answered hesitantly. Kai set off, right that second to burn the damned book of experiments.

Tala kept jumping on the sofa by induced sugar high. "Tala, why are you so jumpy today?" Ian asked. "I ATE LOTS AND LOTS OF CANDY AND SUGAR LAST NIGHT! LIKE I DO EVERY TIME!" Spencer facepalmed. This was why he had to sweep away hundreds of candy wrappers every morning.

Now they (except Tala) run to the garden to see a psychopath Kai repeatedly stabbing the book saying 'DIE! DIE! DIE! ' over and over again, laughing maniacally. They left just in time to see Kai drop a burning match on the book.

Expecting to see the mess, the boys walked into the room to see it spotlessly clean. Heck, the floors, walls, everything was literally shining!

"Tala, you did this?" Bryan asked open-mouthed. Tala nodded enthusiastically. "We left for just a freaking minute and you cleaned it all?" Spencer's jaw dropped. "Actually 56 seconds," Genius corrected him.

Bryan shook his head. Tala could do anything, if Kai could produce a burning match from thin air.

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Ian stood in his room, grinning from ear to ear. He took out another copy of the same book. He had been saving this copy for emergencies like this. He flipped to page 103.

EXPERIMENT TITLE: MAKE A MACHINE THAT PRODUCES COPIES OF THINGS.

End chapter 1.

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