BARTON ESCAPS FROM INSPECTOR CHELMEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
by barrylawn
base on epic phenix wriht fic by ballistic dolphin "DAMON GANT ESCAPS FROM PRISON" (SO CREDIT HIM FOR DANK IDEA)
barton was in chelmeys office eating his sandwich because he was a police officer so he gets hungry all the time.
suddenly inspector chelmey comes in and says "barton put that shit away" and barton said "but sir im hungry" and chelmey starts shouting crap.
barton kept eating.
chelmey got very very mad at the boy and started calling him names. NAMES! and barton took offence to this and secretly decided
"i need to escap from the inspector" so he went downstairs while chelmey wasnt looking and went to speak with bloom. he told bloom that inspector was very bad to him and wanted a new superior so bloom said
"hmm we need evidank"
barton left office
"dam how am i gonna get evidence to prove chelm gully" said barton
"eh i herd dat" said cobble "yu want to escap from chelmey huh" said cobly
"yeh"
"ok see inspector chimney has a secret camra hidden in his bookshelf" said colby
"rely" said barton "were is it"
"i dont know but it shuld hav recorded watever he did wrong becaus hes paranoid of robbery"
"ok"
barton went back to chelmey (i no hes trying to escap from him but dis is cruchal part of his escap plan)
"hey chelmey bloom is raeping colby"
"WOAAH GOTTA SEE DIS" shout kelmy running out"
barton checked chelms desk and found SHECRET SHECURITY CAMERS!
he played de video
barton was in chelmeys office eating his sandwich because he was a police officer so he gets hungry all the time.
suddenly inspector chelmey comes in and says "barton put that shit away" and barton said "but sir im hungry" and chelmey starts shouting crap.
barton kept eating.
chelmey got very very mad at the boy and started calling him names. NAMES! and barton took offence to this and secretly decided
"i need to escap from the inspector" so he went downstairs while chelmey wasnt looking and went to speak with bloom.
barton ran down to report finds to detective colby
LATER
inspector chelmey was demoted to constable and barton was made an inspector. but barton wasnt pleased because he was chelmeys superior and he had to stick around with him so while chelmey was asleep he snuck out and ran away and never returned to scotland yard again.
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