These are your good years
Don't take my advice
You never wanted the nice boys anyway
And I'm of good cheer
'Cause I've been checking my list
The gifts you're receiving from me
Will be
Sasuke was walking around Konohakure, when he saw a girl following him and, in his opinion, she was way too close for comfort. He finally stopped and looked at her straight in the face and said in a stotic voice...
"Sakura, go home."
One awkward silence
And two hopes you cry yourself to sleep
Staying up, waiting by the phone
And all I want this year is for you to dedicate your last breath to me
Before you bury yourself alive
Appearently, Sakura was holding a present for him behind her back. She held it out for him.
"Merry christmas, Sasuke-kun!"
Sasuke just grunted and left her standing there. Sakura just sighed and left. On the way home, she found Naruto and, since she needed to get rid of the present, plopped it in his lap.
"Here." She said bitterly. Naruto opened the gift and saw that it was a new kuni set.
"Wow! Thank you, Sakura-chan!!" Naruto said before realizing that he was talking to thin air. He frowned a little bit, realizing what happened.
Don't come home for Christmas
You're the last thing I wanna see
Underneath the tree
Merry Christmas, I could care less
The next day was Christmas day, and Sasuke wished that it would end A.S.A.P.! His annoying fangirls were giving him presents and were tieing mistletow to his chicken-butt-shaped hair!! The worst was Ino, who persistantly kept popping up out of nowhere, nomatter where. (There was an incident in the mens' room that I wouldn't get into too much deitail with...) A week passed by slowley, and soon it was new years eve.
Happy New Years, baby
You owe me
The best gift I will ever ask for
Don't call me up, when the snow comes down
Its the only thing I want this year
Now, Sasuke wasn't into parties. In fact, he only attended two or three every year, if any. Right now, he was at the biggest party of the year! The Konoha New Years party is a must go to event, because even if you didn't attend, you would stay up half the night with things pocking into your window and people screaming thier bloody heads off just for the heck of it!! Basically, all the people get together and throw one big bash, but Sasuke would always be there, just sulking in the shadows. But this year, he decided to stay with his team, but ignoring thier existance all together.
One awkward silence
And two hopes you cry yourself to sleep
Staying up, waiting by the phone
And all I want this year is for you to dedicate your last breath to me
Before you bury yourself alive
"Sasuke-kuuuuunnnnn!!" Sakura screached. That was the last straw, and he finally snapped.
"Sakura, your annoying and pathetic. You can't even realize that nobody likes you!! Hell, I don't even think Lee likes you anymore!! Give up already, I HATE YOU!!" Sasuke yelled.
That day, Sakura started going out with the extreamly youthful Rock Lee.
Don't come home for Christmas
You're the last thing I wanna see
Underneath the tree
Merry Christmas, I could care less
Don't come home for Christmas
You're the last thing I wanna see
Underneath the tree (Don't come home for Christmas)
Merry Christmas, I could care less
Don't come home for Christmas
You're the last thing I wanna see
Underneath the tree (Don't come home for Christmas)
Merry Christmas, I could care less
I know, it doesn't even make sence, right? Well, basically its a story about how Sasuke hates his fangirls. The song is called 'Yule Shoot Your Eye Out' by Fall Out Boy, whom I don't own. I also don't own Naruto. (I know, its sad) It is currently Christmas day and I am BOARD AS HELL!! Merry x-mas 3
Wuvses,
Teh HappyEmoPuppies9034