Ever wonder what grades our beloved characters would've gotten if they went to school? Check out their report cards… If you dare…
*Skidding noise, microphone drops*
SONIC! GET THAT MARKER OUT OF HERE!
Sonic The Hedgehog
Days absent: 22 Times late: 13
Language: B
Math: C-
Foreign Languages: N/A
Science: B
Geography: A-
Gym: A+
Visual Arts: D
Drama: A+
Sonic is average in Language. He writes narratives without difficulty, often with himself as the hero saving the world; but has difficulty writing non-fiction. He also refuses to use proper sentence structure, spelling, and grammar, indicating a dislike for parameters or rules. My gramer is goodest than u!
Sonic is below nationwide standards in Math. He can do the work, but chooses not to puzzle over the longer questions. I have other things I need to do!
Sonic is not taking Foreign Languages this reporting term.
Sonic is average in Science. He is particularly interested in biology, but he seems to dispute basic anatomy, such as that of foxes. Mutants, I tell you. MUTANTS!
Sonic is excellent in Geography. He can memorize large and complicated maps at ease.
Sonic is excellent in Gym. He is extremely agile and can run at surprisingly high speeds.
Sonic is below nationwide standards in Visual Arts. He cannot sit still long enough to draw anything, and he doesn't have any patience to learn techniques. Can you blame me? Let Cream do the drawing.
Sonic is excellent in Drama. He is happy in class and enjoys the creative challenge.
Teachers' notes: Sonic cannot sit still for long. He is constantly fidgeting, and has a short attention span, indicating a possibility of Tourette's or ADHD. This also hinders with his learning; he can't sit still for longer classes such as Math or Art, despite showing an aptitude for the subject. We recommend he go to a doctor for a professional diagnosis.
As well, he seems to be living in a fantasy world, where he battles a scientist named "Dr. Ivo Robotnik" to stop him from attaining "chaos emeralds". We would suggest that the parental units have a talk with Sonic about the difference between fantasy and reality. It is not healthy for a boy his age to have imaginary friends. This causes him to constantly jump out the window during classes, missing or abandoning them completely to battle said doctor. Sure. I'll let Eggman destroy you next time!
Sonic often shows up at school with injuries after days of absence. I blame Amy. If there is gang violence or domestic abuse, we recommend he or the parents call Kids Help Phone at - - -. If there is self-harm or suicidal tendencies involved, we recommend he or the parents call Crisis Link at - - -.
Sonic also tends to have an attitude problem that he seems rather proud of.
It is recommended that Sonic be retained at this grade, but may be transferred to the next grade as requested due to possibilities of mental instability. GET. BLUNTED.
Okay. Disclaimer time. I borrowed the insult "Get Blunted" from Taranea who got it from JudasFM.
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