L, who was a civilian in Cinnamon Roll Hat Land, was running in a triathlon. At the moment, he was winning. He had finished the biking section, which was first, and was ready to begin the swimming portion. L's face remained impassive as the archers shot arrows at him. He dived into the pool of melted chocolate, inwardly cheering with delight. His black hair and clothes were covered in the gooey goodness.
After he swam across the pool of chocolate, he climbed out. L trudged across the flat track, his chocolate-covered clothes creating a trail behind him. He came across a vacant, spotless cave. L deduced that this was an uncharted shortcut. He stepped into the cave leaving a trail of chocolate footprints. L heard a group of runners sludge pass.
L walked through the cave, until he came upon a small table with a sterling silver lamp on in. L picked up the lamp and shook it, looking for candy. He accidentally dropped the lamp and the crash resounded through the cave. L poked the dust pile that had spilled out of the lamp. The dust pile shifted and within seconds it formed into a humanoid figure.
"Hello! I am Ryuk!" The humanoid introduced, "The genie of the lamp!"
"I am L." L said, "A person."
"Hello, L. As the owner of the lamp, I bestow upon you, three wishes." Ryuk spread his arms and smiled, "What do you want those wishes to be?"
L though for a moment before deciding on his first wish, "I wish for instant and complete teleportation, of myself and my clothing, to the finish line of this trilation, held in Cinnamon Roll Hat Land." he stated, leaving no crazy loopholes.
Ryuk must have figured this out and he sighed. The genie snapped his fingers and L and Ryuk appeared at the finish line of the trilation. Technically, since L was the first to appear at the finish line, he won. As the first place prize, L received a bag full of chocolate. His face was as expressionless as ever, but on the inside he was dancing with joy.
"So, L." Ryku said, eyeing the bag of candy, "What are your other two wishes going to be? Or is this going to be a annoying and insanely predictable story about a boy trying to find love?"
L pressed his lips together, thinking, "My second wish is for cake to appear, whenever I want it to, no matter where I am."
Ryuk snapped his fingers, "Done. Two wishes down, one to go."
"My third wish is for an interminable supply of all kinds of chocolate and candy to appear, whenever I want it to, no matter where I am."
"You're obsessed with sugar aren't you?" a stunned Ryuk asked, realizing trends in L's wishes. /span/p
L raised a dark eyebrow at the genie, "Currently, we are in Cinnamon Roll Hat Land, or is my information mistaken? If I am not mistaken, sugar is the only thing to eat here." L bowed at the genie, "Good day." The Cinnamon Roll Hat Land civilian then melted into the shadows, Batman-style.
A/N: This is actually an English assignment I wrote. I was supposed to rewrite the Aladdin story. My teacher loved this.