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This is just a quick one-shot just for kicks. I just thought of something, what would happen if the Cheerios ate Cheerios (the breakfast cereal) for breakfast? My first ever attempt at parody, so I guess I have nothing to lose. This is set way back at, like, the first episode. Okay, here we go…
Quinn and Santana were proud of their cheerleading uniforms. That is why they would wear them everyday to school. They knew very well that these uniforms were similar to a superhero's set of clothes…it was a sign of the power they held, and a sign that they could inflict that very power on you whenever and however they pleased.
Suddenly, both Quinn and Santana stopped. Where was their bubbly, brainless, blonde Brittany? Brittany came running-nearly zooming-down the hallway, screaming. Oh no, the girls thought, we've found her.
"QUINN! SANTANA! LOOK AT THIS!" Britt yelled. The girls thought it was nothing special, just Brittany getting overly-excited about a duck or a bird or a dolphin again.
"What is it this time, Britt?" Santana asked.
"LOOK! IT'S US!" Brittany yelled in their faces.
"Wh…-"Quinn started to say, but then realized that Brittany was holding a box of Cheerios, the famous breakfast cereal. "Brittany, that's not us…"
"But the box says Cheerios! Don't you get it? We're famous! WE HAVE OUR OWN CEREAL!"
Quinn thought about telling her blonde sidekick that those Cheerios came long before they did, and it had nothing to do with them, but then an even better thought came into her mind.
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"All right new Cheerios! You should know that I, one Sue Sylvester, make all of my Cheerios live in a state of consist and random fear. As long as you are on my squad, you will not be a stupid, ignorant mouth-breather like one Will Shuster, is that clear! ?" Sue rambled on. No new cheerleader responded, because, well, they couldn't.
So maybe it was a bit mean to write 'Sue Sylvester's personal box of brand new' right before "Cheerios" on Brittany's Cheerios box, and maybe it was a little mean to forge a note from a cheerleading magazine to Sue, telling her that her cheerios now came in a box, and though now they looked useless Sue could whip them into shape, and Quinn knowing that Sue cannot back down to any challenge, bet Sue that she could not train these Cheerios to be Cheerios.
So maybe it was a little mean…
But she was Quinn freakin' Fabray, and right now, she didn't care.
The End
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