Set during the book Risk Assessment
A/N READ FIRST! In the book there is a woman called Agnes who is the risk assessor of Torchwood. She comes out of freezing when there is a big emergency e.g. the end of the world. She says to Jack 'have your catamite bring round the carriage.' Ianto hisses to Jack 'what' and Jack plead with him not to look it up.
This is what I think would happen if Ianto looked it up...
Catamite (by my personal dictionary) a boy kept for homosexual purposes. I laughed for days when I read this book. I highly recommend it :)
Disclaimer I don't own Torchwood or it's characters. If I did their would be lots – and I mean LOTS – of nudity... and maybe something in an office including a desk with Jack and Ianto...
Anywho, sorry to babble on – here's the story!
Catamite
Ianto was avoiding me. That I was sure of. I hope he had taken my advice to heart and hadn't looked up that word in the dictionary... though I doubt he ever listens to me.
"Ianto! Ianto where are you!" I shouted through the hub. Gwen and Agnes had gone off on somewhere to look for something. I wasn't paying attention.
I scanned through the the CCTV trying to find him and I saw himdown in the archives – not looking too pleased.
Oh dear...
Ianto was sat there on the floor. I didn't know what to do.
"Err Ianto? Are you OK?" He looked up at me and stared, giving me that look he had when I'd done something wrong. I gulped. He raised an eyebrow at me before speaking.
"Seriously Jack! The cheek of her!" Oh, he'd looked up catamite. I gulped again.
"I was wondering when you would look it up."
"Yes, well, I wish I hadn't now. Do you want me to read out what the exact words in the dictionary are?" I shook my head, knowing all to well what that old fashioned word meant. I never knew what to expect with Ianto and his reaction would surely shock me.
"Well, I can assure you I am far from a boy... but you can use me any day" His voice had gone all husky when he said that and I could feel my pants tighten around the crotch area. I shifted uncomfortably where I stood. I looked down at Ianto who suddenly jumped up and pinned me against the wall.
"You can use me right now if you want..." Ianto grinned sexily.
Tonight would be fun. Tonight would be very fun indeed...
We sat on the floor of the archives, panting for breath, the smell of sweat swimming around the room. I heard Ianto trying to scrabble to his feet and I grabbed his hand before he had the chance to walk away. He looked down at me and I smirked taking in his dishevelled appearance.
"Did I tell you you could leave?"
"No" A look of confusion crossed his face. I grinned my trademark grin.
"You belong to me and you will do as I say. Do you understand?"
"Sir yes Sir!" I pulled him so he was lay on top of me. I kissed him hungrily and after the confusion passed he reciprocated just as eagerly as I had. We looked into each others eyes and smiled into the kiss. Round 2 had only just started...
hhhmmmmm... what do you think? It has been in my head for a while so I just wrote down the first thing that came into my head.
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