EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FICTION!
Battle #2:
Spider-man (The Amazing Spider-Man)
VS.
Super Mario (Super Mario Bros)
BEGIN!
Spider-man: Look out! Here comes the Spider-man
I'm the big guy who's got the master plan
I have used my web to sling people by their rears
And just like Sonic, Your games did actually suck in the later years
You're mustached has-been, saving a dumb princess again and again
And you're gonna lose this battle, like Chuck lost in Return of the Dragon
I'll rip your mustached out, put it in your bro's mouth
I'll end you like when Abe ended the south
With my web skills, I can fly real high
And unlike you, I'm a popular Guy
Mario: Yes, you are popular but on the lowest level
It was from when you, sold your soul to the devil
Me rescuing the princess has-a always been the same
Maybe when I destroy you, I dump her and do it with your precious Mary Jane
Spider-man: You leave MJ out of this, or I'll make you run away sobbing
And your older brother's just as green as the Goblin
A leaf turns you to a raccoon? With that idea, Your designers had an empty skull
Your series has hit low since your stupid Super Show
Mario: GRRR! I'M SUPER FREAKING MARIO!
Don't you mock my own series cause it's been the heart of Nintendo!
I'm the best gaming hero and I'm never placed above others
I'll-a kick anyone's ass when they challenge me at Smash Brothers
I've-a changed my mind, your Mary Jane's as bland as Bella
Right next to my series, is the one known as The Legend of Zelda
On my-a Yoshi, I can travel very much faster
You and all gamers kiss my feet, Cause I'M THE REAL GAME MASTER!
WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FICTION!
A/N: Please post who won in your reviews please, Thank you. BTW, Mario is owned by Nintendo and Spider-man is own by Marvel Comics. Please Support the official releases.