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Consummation

Last time on Total Drama Road Trip: Connor's possesion of Heather's secret bag caused a little tension, which was probably why Heather appeared to be crushing on Harold of all people. Izzy took a dip in a pond, and a bear stole her clothes, and Tyler became best pals with Bigfoot, AKA Eddy. In the end Izzy and Tyler were forced to compete in a tiebreaker challenge, ending in Tyler's elimination. Will Izzy forgive Connor for voting for her? Will she be able to even shut her eyes today? And- *Phone rings* Hang on. Y'ello... WHAT?! I thought you said you erased that!.. You know what, fine. We'll be there soon... OF COURSE YOU'RE FIRED! Bye. *Hangs up* Um, so... Find out right here, right now on Total... Drama... Road Trip!

Cody woke up that morning feeling wonderful, and then depressed shortly after. Chris had offered him a chance to stay with the Pioneers, even though he wasn't on their team, in the hotel. The downside: it was because he and Sierra were now technically officially married, and Chris just wanted to torture him.

Cody had insisted on getting a separate room though, and he had locked it, chained it, and set up a chair against the doorknob. "Ah," Cody said, "it actually looks like Sierra didn't get in here."

Sierra then walked out of the bathroom. "Morning honeybunch." She said in a sing-songy tone. {Cody: What?! How did she get in last night?}

"How did you get in here?!"

"Well you locked the door, so I shimmied up the drain pipe and climbed in the window." Cody smacked his forehead. How had he forgotten to lock the window? Sierra went on. "And good news, sweetie..." She held up a pregnancy test. "We're having a baby! EEEEEE!"

{Cody: WHAT?! But I didn't... We never... WHAT?!} "HOW?!" Cody screamed.

"Well, I wanted our first night as a real husband and wife to be special, sooooo... You know." Cody nearly fainted right there. He was going to be a father... To Sierra's child.

"This is so wrong." He moaned quietly.

Chris called them all down to the parking lot shortly after. Izzy walked like a zombie out of the Patriots' RV. {Izzy: So... Freaking... Tired.} "Morning Izzy." Chris said. "Sleep well last night?"

"Go **** a landmine." She managed to say.

"Ooo. Fiesty. Anyways, how's the happy couple?" He turned to Sierra and Cody.

"Well Chris, today marks a day in Total Drama history." Sierra said excitedly. "Cody and I are having a baby!"

{Gwen: Wow. Just... Wow.}

{Cody: Someone kill me. Just kill me now.}

"Wow, that must stink." Heather said to them. "Do you know what being pregnant is like?"

"How would you know?" Sierra said defensively.

"I don't!" Heather exclaimed. "I've just heard what it's like."

"Ooo. Tension." Chris said. "My favorite thing about this game. Anyways, there's been a change in plans: originally we were going to the Everglades for a gator-hopping/wrestling challenge, but we're not anymore." The cast cheered. "Instead we're doing something much more dangerous." The cheering turned to booing. "Pick who's driving and get on the road. Quickly. My very life, and some of yours' too, may depend on how quickly we get there."