Title: Well, Shit! Pairing: Germany x Austria

Austria

You would think that this is weird, but I'm totally gay. And the man I love is Germany. How would I explain it? He's perfect. With his deep blue eyes and golden blond hair, he use to wear his clothes baggy until Italy fucked him. Now, all of his clothes are tight. You can finally see that hot firm ass that Italy said he was hiding. We are at the world meeting which was chaos as usual. He was staring at his dick again. I don't know why but he's been acting strange lately. He suddenly looked at me with a face that could only be described as "sexy".

Germany

Nein! I WASN'T looking at my thing. I was…spacing out. Anyways, the Austria was staring at me again and I felt it. I looked up not realizing the face I was making. Austria gave a suggest look which made me feel better. However, that damned France saw everything and stared yelling, "Austria and Germany are in Love." He said it so many times that everyone stopped to look. This caused the worst chaos yet. I was scolded by England and Italy (who had sex with me at one point in time). Austria was being attacked by Prussia, Spain and France while they gave him sex advice. Japan had passed out from lack of sleep and was being helped by Romano. America was having a giggling fit while Russia watched him. Hungary had also passed out with Canada there to help her. I put my face into my hands. What the fuck was I going to do? We are at my place for this meeting and I should sort this out. I love him and he gave me this one I'm trying to hide… Wait, What? Oh Come On...

Austria

France, Spain and Prussia came over and gave me sex advice. It was horrible. Some the things they said. After five minutes, I looked over to see Germany's face in his hands. I felt bad about it. Then, he jumped over the table and ran out. Everyone was shocked. Most countries who weren't making trouble or passed out were watching what was going on. England and Italy decided to yell at each other instead of following him. I got up and run after him. France said, "Good Luck." Like anything was going to happen. I rushed into the hall way outside the meeting room. He entered the staff closet? What on earth was he doing? I ran down the hall to the door. I was tired. I catch my breath and was about to knock when I hear him moan. I rushed in into the room not think cause of my overexcitement, shut the door, locked it and turned to face Germany.

It took me a moment to realize what was going on. He stood there leaning against the wall with his bottom-half nude. He was blushing deep red and hair was extremely messy. Germany was making an expression that I couldn't handle. His left hand was firmly on his cock while his right was the wall for support. He was still wearing the expensive purple silk tie with the navy blue vest and white shirt. The sleeves of the shirt had been rolled up but the one on his left was rolling back down.

Germany

'Well, Shit!" I thought. Austria has seen me in a very vulnerable position. I didn't know what to do. No manual I read prepared me for this and this didn't happen in porn magazines. I loved him more than anything. What the hell was I going to do? He looked tired. He might pass out. He must have ran after me. Why? He knows he's way out of shape. I analyzed him for a bit. He was a slender tall man wearing a violet- blue overcoat. His boots were brown with laces while his pants were black skinny jeans. The gloves over his…hands were white as snow. And the fake glasses really finished the look that marizelle of his was adorable and the eyes were fantastic purple of different shades. He's blushing. Nein way. This couldn't happening.

"Mein Gott," I said.

He slowly removed his glasses put them down. Then his gloves and overcoat. Under the coat was a belt and a white button-up shirt. He also had a collar. That's right, a fucking cat collar with his name carved into the side of it. I was so shocking to see him like this. He walked over to me while unbuttoning the first three buttons and rolling up his sleeves. So sexy, so sexy…Mmm.

That' when…