Today was a dark day for the dark knight. Selina, his love, had been shot in battle straight into her chest by the joker. As always the Joker cannot seem to stop killing people so Batman had to stop his rampage of horror only to be ambushed by Harley the moment he got close to Joker. Luckily Catwoman was nearby and saved him from the pigtailed psychopath but her cat senses didn't save her from the clown pistol that shot straight into the chest then out the window of a five feet warehouse. Without thinking, batman went after her, forgetting about the clown. Catwoman had fallen straight into a garbage pile, it soften her landing a bit giving batman enough time to take her to the hospital for medical attention. Once there as Batman, he drops her off in the emergency then changes into Bruce to wait for her in the lobby. It has been 7 hours since that moment and Bruce was asleep in the lobby when the doctor came out. He wakes up Bruce by gently shaking his shoulder, waking the poor man up from his dead sleep. The doctor stared down at him with a worried look on his face. Bruce knew what he was going to say…
"She's dead…isn't she?" Bruce asked about to shed a tear when the doctor stops him to say:
"She's not dead Mr. Wayne!" Doctor tells him, making Bruce sniff a little then fix himself.
"Then what is the problem then?" He asked.
"Well…." The doctor says but decided to take Bruce to Selina to see for himself. Selina looked fine to him, expect for the bandage around her chest and her air a mess she looked fine to Bruce.
"Selina?" Bruce spoke to her. The woman looks up at him but instead of a cat like smiles she glared at him weirdly.
"Who are you sir?" Selina asked. Bruce looks straight at the doctor for an answer so the doctor explained:
"We were able to pull the bullet out from her chest and patch the wounds but while we pulled out the bullet she had lost a lot of blood."
"What does that have to do with her not knowing me?" Bruce asked.
"When the body losses a lot of blood then the brain will loss oxygen and stop working." The doctor explained.
"So she has no memories." Bruce asked.
"None what so ever, trust me we did test and so far she does not remember anything but the basic of life such as reading, talking breathing ect." The doctor explained. Bruce looks from the doctor to Selina, who stilled looked confused, was sitting on the bed. The doctor continued to speak.
"Since you are the only one who came to see her I am releasing her in your custody. Is that okay with you Mr. Wayne?" The doctor asked. Before Bruce could say something Selina looks at him with her gem like green eyes. Bruce could felt an idea pop into his brain as he stares into her eyes.
"Yes I will be taking custody of her, where do I sign?" Bruce asked the doctor.
(An hour later)
Selina Kyle was in a black limo still in her hospital bed dress siting across Bruce, who was making an important call of his life to someone he could trust his life with. The doctor had given Selina some medicine to ease the pain in her chest so she was a little out of it to the point her vision was blurry and her hearing was fuzzy to the point she could barely hear anyone, making Bruce conversation with Alfred a lot easier.
"Are you serious?" Alfred asked master and possible best friend. Next to him was Bruce's adopted sons Dick and Tim listening on the phone conversation with another phone. Dick was visiting the house for the holidays from college with his pals the teen titans, since he had a month off from school he thought he spend time in the rat shit of a city he grew up in. Plus he was getting tired of being cooped up in a tower in the shape of a T.
"I am serious! Selina has lost her memories and will be staying with us." Bruce says, Dick could sense Bruce smiling:
"If he's really lucky then she will never get her memories back ever again." Tim said.
"Great, little Bat's and Cat's babies running around the house." Dick says.
"The proper term for a baby cats is Kitties or kittens and GET OFF THE PHONE!" Bruce shouted at his boys. Tim grabs the phone out of Dick hand and hangs it up. Once Bruce heard one line go dead he starts to speak again.
"I need you to do me a favor?" Bruce tells Alfred.
"Of course master Bruce, what is it." Alfred says as she gets his note pad and pen looking like he was going to write down a food list.
"I want you to go over to any woman clothes store and buys a bunch of clothes." He says.
"Wouldn't it be easier if I were to go to her apartment and just bring her clothes here sir?" Alfred asked.
"NO!" Bruce shouted over the phone in a worried voice before continuing: "Doctor says she may relapse into a coma if she sees something familiar." Bruce felt like an idiot when he said that. Dick and Tim, who were upstairs in his study, where listening on his study phone.
"Wow that was a worst excuse then that time we sent Tampons to the Ivy cell then told Bruce we sent her rolled up toilet paper when in reality we should have sent Ivy some roses." Tim says.
"Which pissed her off to the point she nearly poisoned the whole city with toxic water! Bruce shouted at the two boys.
"How was we supposed to know that she had poison water lilies!?" Tim shouted back at his adopted father.
"BECAUSE IT'S IVY!" Bruce shouted before regaining himself to speak some more:
"Since you two seem to not know when to stop putting your ears into places it shouldn't be then you will be buying Selina some new clothes." Bruce says, making both Tim and Dick stare down dagger at the phone.
"What!?" Dick shouted.
"You heard me." Bruce says.
"I am not going shopping for Selina!" He shouted back.
"Oh yes you will, and you know why!?"
"Why!?"
"Because I am paying for your college, your food, your apartment, your equipment, you clothes, your costume AND money to just have fun with! I also pay for your friends back at the tower and their crap! So if you don't march your pampered ass over to a high class woman store now I will not only cut you off I will cut you off from the justice league, I will cut of your friends AND I will make sure you never have another space date to screw your alien girlfriend, DO YOU UNDERSTAND!?"
"Yes daddy…" Dick says with a hint of fear in his voice has his body shrinks to the size of a scared child. Drake was laughing at his older brother until Bruce interrupted:
"I don't know why you're laughing Tim, if you don't help your brother you're not getting that Ps4 game you have been begging for almost a month!" Bruce says, making the boy laughing stop in its tracks then shrink to the size of his brother before hanging up the phone. When bruce got off his cell he looks over to Selina. The black haired woman eyes were fixated on the window, she watches all the beautiful and smiled at them. Bruce couldn't help but to stare at her.
(3 hours later)
Selina eyes slowly opens from a dim light that was hitting her eyes. Her eyes had open to a well design and rich place with golden silky covers and furniture of gold. She lifts her upper body up and got a better look at her new surroundings. Where ever she was, it was a nice room. Just on que Bruce came into the room holding a tray of food.
"Mourning wife!"
Kikkie: I wonder what Bruce is going to do now? Thank you for reading and please tell me if you want a second chapter. I do not own Batman that is DC. Thank you!