A/N Soo, normally I dont write Yaoi YAOI, im more of the Shounen-ai stuff, dont get me wrong /death note yaoi fangirl/ but WRITING it just makes me feel...awkward idk why, anywho I had quite had a pleasant time writing the Yaoi in the next chapter :3

Mello`s heels echoed in the silent hallway, he grabbed the keys and opened the doors, his tight black jeans iching on his skin, his lacey top perfectly matching the cross necklace around his neck, for one time he didnt have chocolate melt in his mouth,

"Maaatt!" The blonde sighed as he saw that the house was just the mess as it was before he left, he threw the keys on the table and looked around wondering where the hell is friend was, finally his eyes rested on the couch, the sight was rather...weird.

I cant believe this guy, I swear im going to blow his DS up... Mello thought as he opened the fridge to grab a bar of chocolate, trying to calm down over the epic encounter his friend found himself in.

Matt was sitting on the couch, shirtless, if you seek details, his goggles resting on the same table Mello threw the keys at, on top, or better said, on his lap was sitting a fairly cute lady, around 20, perhaps a year younger or older, her blonde curls beautifully covering her shoulders, her huge green eyes, the only thing she was wearing was a short skirt and a polka bra, her shoes and shirt, together with Matt`s shattered across the floor, if Kim Kardashian was eye candy than she was eye sex.

The girl was sitting with her knees poked into the couch, her arms wrapped around Matt`s neck, their tongues gladly meeting eachother`s, the red-head`s hands softly and serenely touching her breasts, under the bra, they obviously didnt realize Mello was right there.

And OKAY perhaps Matt did, but he just didnt feel like saying anything, because that`s just how Matt is.

And surely the girl didnt notice the blonde, she seemed to have the time of her life, who could really blame her anyway?

"Matt you damned moron" said the blonde, his elbows resting on the "bar" table in the kitchen, still munching his chocolate.

"Matt," he tried again.

No answer.

"MATT LISTEN TO ME GOD DAMNIT!"

No answer, just the girls moaning and Matt`s seductive laugther.

Mello threw the silver wraper in the bin and dug his head in his hands,

Should I worry about his health? Mello wondered.

He tried once more, "Matt, I swear if you do not answer me right now I will-"

"Ow Matt stop teasing me like that!" the girl giggled and hungerly kissed Matt`s lips as her southern part of her body moved up to Matt`s chest.

Right, change of plans, Mello got the gun out of his leather jacket and walked to the couch, his higheels again ticking on the wooden floor, he stared at the red wall`s but however continued walking.

"You listen to me Matt, or I will not hesistate to pull the trigger" He held the gun against Matt`s head, Matt;who was about to pass his lips across the girl`s breasts, eyed him boredly and continued with what he was doing, as if Mello wasnt there holding a gun against him or anything.

The girl however, yelped on Matt`s lap and fell on the floor her eyes going wild and her lips slightly parted from eachother, with a shaking hand she pointed at the blonde.

"Who-who is tha- that!"

Mello jumped on the couch next to his friend, and let out a little snicker.

"Why Matt you didnt tell her who you live with? must I be offended?"

Matt blinked and was quite ready to beat him up for interupting their pleasant time together.

"Li- live together? hahaHAHAHA" the girl`s shaky voice let out a umbelievable laugther.

Matt and Mello exchanged looks, both of them thinking the same thing; "What the hell"

Suddenly the girl whiped away the tears from laugther, and a painfull silence filled the room, "Wait...your not joking?" now it was her time to blink.

"Matt, I hardly appreaciate you continuously bringing girls and who-" Matt covered the blonde`s mouth with his hand, Matt gave him a glare that just said "You have said enough."

"Kaelis, this is my- um, friend Mello"

Mello bit his hand, this caused Matt to yelp and scoff his hand away.

"His only friend, for that matter. Kaelis what a pretty name"

Both Kaelis and Matt blinked at the blonde, although both for different reasons; Kaelis to figure out wheter he was telling the truth or a blunt lie, and Matt wondering if he would be better off with a bullet trough his head or thrown down the F train.

Because you know, when there`s a undeniable sexy woman sitting on your lap with nothing but a a bra and shorts on, and then someone suddenly takes her away, its not a nice feelings, Matt`s urges were left in the nothing, leaving him more than cranky.

Oh and especially if that woman is wearing a POLKA bra.

"Oh and Matt, I thought you were seeing that nun from two days ago, what was her name? Angelinna? Or did she already break up with you because she figured out you were fucking that whore you met yesterday?"

Nuns? Whores? shure nuns are thrilling and whores are well...whores, but what the hell is he talking about. Matt wondered.

This caused the girl`s big eyes to go even BIGGER eyed (if possible)

"Mello just what he-"

He got intterupted by the blonde, again.

"Maybe I shouldnt have said that, but you see...Kylie"

"Kaelee" Matt said.

"Kaelis!" The girl corrected them, she grabbed her purse as her eyes gave a devilish glow.

" you know Matt here has commitment issues, soo you cant really blame him for screwing a different girl every night-"

Well, atleast that`s not a complete lie... Matt admitted to himself.

"You WHAT?" The girl squealed, as she balanced on her toes and stood up.

"Hey, Kaelis... you reall-"

"Matt, dont lie to a lady" Said Mello with all the tranquility of the world, he took out another chocolate bar from the inside of his jacket.

"MATT YOU IDIOT!" The girl brushed her perfectly manicured hand across his face, if reaching your hand out and hitting him with all your might counts as "brushing."

And OKAY the girl was pretty weak, but still, it hurt.

Kaelis ran out in sobs, and slammed the door closed while she mentioned something about "starting a I-hate-Matt-society."

Right.

"I dont think she realized she forgot her shoes and her shirt" Said the blonde to himself, he shrugged and boredly switched the TV on, the song "Killing Time" of "Tina Cousins" was playing, Mello put the remote next to him and continued munching on his chocolate, fully ignored the half-naked Matt next to him.

"You." Matt finally said,he who just got over the fact that the woman is now running around the streets with no shirt and also over the mark on his face thanks to her slap.

"" He finished,

"Is that soo? Im pretty shure im the one who has the gun here"

"I wouldnt be soo cocky, Mello."

"You have no room to talk" with this, Mello pinned Matt on the couch, Matt was weaker than Mello, they both knew it, but Matt didnt seem to mind all that much about Mello being on top of him.

Mello closed his face to his friends`s, both of them losing themselves in eachothers deep gazes, Mello finally closed his lips to Matt`s ear, just to whisper. "Matt, your breath smells like cigarettes, its truly disgusting." The blonde rested his head on Matt`s shoulder, his hands forever pinning the man`s hand in the same couch were Matt and that girl were just making out with also some under-the-bra-action.

"Mello, why are you such a pain the ass?"

"Am I really?" Mello asked in disbelief as he chuckled a little in his friend`s shoulder, his body heat sligthly warming the blonde up.

"Yes, and you know, those chocolates of yours, are much to my disgust aswell"

"That was much of a fail" Mello responded.

"I know, but fairly, white chocolate is better"

"White chocolate you say?" Mello again lift his head just to be a breath away from touching his friend`s lips. "You know, some people say taking chocolate with cigarettes at the same times is a treat."

Matt nodded "I wouldnt mind testing that..." He lift his head a little to kiss the man on top of him, it took Mello a less than a second to lean in, his lips roughly atacking Matt`s, after a few seconds Mello leaned back, after licking Matt up, Matt spoke again. "Especially if the cigarettes overpowers the chocolate, am I correct?" He smiled a little.

", if its anything it would be the pure chocolate overpowering the cheap cigarettes more than anything."

Ouch.

"Oh, but thats the fun of cigarettes..." And to both of their surprise, Matt scoffed his hands out of Mello`s grip, and pushed the blonde againt the heas of the couch, and just like Kaelis was sitting before, now Matt was sitting on Mello. "...you dont know how addicting they can get, their addiction reaching a dangerous level, something you soonly cant live without, you can try to escape but you will always be feeling the urge of wanting more..."

Matt, took Mello`s belt between his teeth, as he zipped it off, and perhaps it was just to finish what was going on under Matt`s demin jeans, or perhaps it was just to "punish" Mello for grantly interputting his moment with Kaelis, but soonly he zipped Mello`s jeans, all to the blonde`s great amusement.

"...that is the power of addiction, a drug, something neccesary, as simple as a cigarette," he smiled and brushed his tongue in Mello`s mouth, between his lips, Mello was feeling warm, he held the man on him by his neck as he felt Matt`s gloved hands brushing against his crotch.

Mello gulped, and looked at his friend with a seductive glare. "Dont talk crap Matt."

Matt bit his lip, and Mello shoved his own jeans a little lower, his now messy hair and his half closed eyes were a major treath to Matt, "You have no idea what you have gotten yourself into." Mello declared as he passed his hands on Matt`s naked chest.

"But Matt, seeing all those girls all over you-" He gasped as his warmth caused him to sweat a little, Mello grabbed Matt`s gloved hands and ungloved them, taking the fabric between his teeth, seductively taking them off, "-It was trully-" His sentence was interuppted by a now gloveless Matt, who reached out for Mello`s manly parts, slowly motioning under his boxers.

"Say no unnecesarry things Mello, sometimes one silence is enough to say a million things," He looked at the blonde straight in the eye, "And truthfully, I must agree."

This caused both of them to chuckle.

A/N Next chapter coming up right away, this was pretty hot.

Anywho make my now crappy day and review :D