Sylvester the Animal Rights Activist
Tweety Bird was surprised one day when he was Sylvester spying on him and after saying "I dought I thaw a puddy tat" as he normally would say, Sylvester oddly not interested. Sylvester instead was, alongside a group of other animals, protesting a chicken processing plant. The owner was the notoriously racist rooster Foghorn Leghorn, who would not bat an eye to sell out his own species.
Tweety followed Sylvester and wanted to know was going on. When Tweety finally caught up to him, he asked "why don't you want to eat me anymore?"Sylvester said "I may s'be a cat, but I s'am a vegetarian now after I ssaw a cow get s'shot." Foghorn, addressing the angry protesters, shouted "Ah say, these chickens need to die so they can go to KFC, the greatest restaurant in the world. I did commercials there in the 80's as well"
Another animal in the audience said "Hey, isn't KFC bad for you, and didn't your brother Bighorn Leghorn say something inappropriate outside a synagogue once." Foghorn said "mah brother is innocent and KFC gets customers saying yum." Sylvester then held up a sign saying "don't eat birds" and said "s'please stop eating 'chicken, s'all birds are s'to be loved." Foghorn was about to get into the bulldozer, when his assistant and mortal enemy, the dawg, got out and hit him over the head with a shovel. The animals then charged in to free the chickens, which weren't anthropomorphic in any way, as a result.
Tweety stared at Sylvester for a second, and said "why don't you help da chickens". Sylvester quickly revealed he hadn't changed at all and said "I s'am a cat". Sylvester then decides to grab Tweety and appeared to gulp Tweety down, but it was actually a bomb shaped like a chicken a horse had brought. Sylvester of course did not die, and still had eight lives left. He knew however, to wait another day to try again.