Crash: " Evil Crash! There is a dead human in our house!"
Evil Crash: " Oh,hey how did he get in here?"
Crash :"Evil Craaash what did you do?!"
Evil Crash: "Me?, I didn't do this"
Crash:"Explain what happened,Evil Crash!"
Evil Crash: "I've never seen him before in my life!"
Crash: "Why did you kill this person,Evil Crash?"
Evil Crash: "I don't kill people, that is the least thing I do"
Crash: " Tell me, Evil Crash what exactly were you doing before I got home?"
Evil Crash: " Okay I was in my room"
Crash: "Uh huh.."
Evil Crash: "Playing Grand Theft Auto..."
Crash: "Yes.."
Evil Crash: "Well this guy came in.."
Crash: "Go on..."
Evil Crash: " So I came up to him..."
Crash: "And..."
Evil Crash: "And I stabbed him 37 times in the chest!"
*Silence*
Crash:" Evil Craaash that KILLS people!"
Evil Crash: "Oh! Well I didn't know that"
Crash: "How could you not know that?!"
Evil Crash: "Yeah I'm in the wrong here I suck"
Crash: "Wait, what happened to his hands?"
Evil Crash: "His what?"
Crash: "His hands! What- why are they missing?"
Evil Crash: "Well I kinda..uh cooked them up and ate them"
*Silence again*
Crash:" Evil Craaash.."
Evil Crash: "Well, I—I was hungry. And well, you know, when you crave hands…"
Crash: "Why on earth would you do that?!"
Evil Crash: "I was hungry for hands! Gimme a break!"
Crash: "Evil Craaaaash"
Evil Crash:" My stomach was making the rumblies"
Crash: "Evil Crash-"
Evil Crash: "That only hands would satisfy!"
Crash:" What is wrong with you, Evil Crash?!"
Evil Crash: "Well I kill people and eat hands That-that's two things!"
To be continued...