Ok, so I just randomly thought up the summary of this story and thought, "Hm. This would make a good story summary!" So, yeah. It turned into this. Enjoy! Or don't. Up to you.

"Come, Sakura! You are in the springtime of your youth! Why waste? You should be my girlfriend!"

"For the last time, Lee: No."

"But why?"

"Because, you are so weird!"

"What?"

"Yes! Your bushy eyebrows, that freakish haircut, your unnaturally round eyes, your random cheerfullness! Just, alot of things!"

"Trifling matters compared to true love!"

"Just give up!"

"Never! I will win your affections!"

"More like never will you win my affections."

"But, Sakura! I have professed my undying love to you many a time!"

"And I've rejected it many a time! Isn't it enough that we're friends?"

"But why can't we be even more?"

"Because that would be weird!"

"You must love me too!"

"Okay, if I told you I hated you with a burning passion, would you leave me the hell alone?"

"Burning passion? Oh I knew it my sweet, sweet cherry blossom! I knew you returned my feelings!"

"I guess not..."

"So are we officially 'dating' now?"

"I think you misunderstood me."

"Of course not! You love me with a passion that is only born from youth!"

"There you go rambling about youth again!"

"Is that such a bad thing?"

"Well, no, I suppose not."

"Afterall, we are youthful, are we not?"

"Well, yes?"

"And passionate!"

"About some things, yes."

"So, we are meant to be! We are both overflowing with youthful passion!"

"You're not really listening to everything I'm saying, Lee."

"Why of course I am my lovely Sakura!"

"Look, if I go out with you on one date, will you leave me alone?"

"A date? Why of course! I would do anything my love!"

"Fine..."

"Finally! Now we shall frolic in the fields of beautiful passion in the springtime of our—"

"Say 'youth' and I'll punch you through that wall."

"—adolescence!"

"Oh, lord..."

So Lee has a new word to pester everyone with. I don't hate Lee, he's actually one of my favorite characters, but he's so easy to pick on. Really short, but oh well. It's out there. Later!