"Autochthonous"

"NOO! UGHh" The young blonde bulled his hair in frustration. How was he going to teach his almost 3 year old sister to say one simple word?! And that, word he was yearning for her to say, would be his name.

Taking a deep breath in to calm himself down. "Okay, Miyuki, please say KO-HA-KU"

His little sister starred at him with her bright green eyes "Poop."

Kohaku's eye twitched in annoyance. "My name is not, poop."

Miyuki's face turned to confusion, "No poopy?"

"Nope."

"OK, den...FATTY!" she clapped her hands happily as discovering something new.

"I AM NOT FAT!" Kohaku threw himself back on the soft carpet. Never had he thought it would be so difficult to teach his sister his own name. After all, he's been trying for half a year now.

In stepped his mother, Misaki Usui, into the living wiping her hands onto her apron. Yes, she learned to cook, she has kids now. Usui managed to teach her...somehow.

"What's wrong Ko?" she sat down on the couch picking up her daughter and getting a comb to brush the little one's dark brown hair.

Kohaku layed on his stomach and placed his hands on his chin facing his mother "She won't say my name."

"It takes time."

"THEN WHY CAN SHE SAY AUTOCHTHONOUS? AND HOW COME SHE ALWAYS SAYS SUCH LARGE WORDS? HER VOCABULARY IS EXPANDING! BUT SHE CAN'T SAY MY NAME!" Kohaku waved his hands around before slapping them onto his face. He mumbled some words into the palm of his hand while starring out the window. He just wished his sister would say his name, that's all.

His mother got off the couch and bent down to pat her son's head "Ko, instead of worrying so much about your sister saying your name, why don't you call your dad, ask him how he's doing." she said trying to change the subject.

Kohaku's amber eyes brightened. He got up and head over to the house phone. Pressing some numbers, he heard the sound of a signal.

"Ko." he looked over his shoulder to see his mom carrying his sister "I'll be upstairs taking Miyuki a bath 'kay?"

"Ok." he turned his attention back to the phone he held and heard the familiar voice of his dad.

"Hello?"

"Dad? It's me, Ko!"

On the other side of the phone, his father was smiling happily, he missed his family. Having to go overseas just to do some work for the company. It's was tough when you have a family you love so much back at home. Also, hearing the voice of his only son made his workload much easier, he was just about to punch someone in frustration when he heard the phone ring. And here he was with his kid.

"Hey Ko! What's up?"

"Well, stuff, Miyuki still won't say my name." he heard his dad chuckle on the phone.

"Same as your mother."

Kohaku laughed knowing the fact that his mom still hasn't called by his first name 'Takumi'.

"So um, dad.. when are you coming home?"

The phone went silent for a couple of seconds before his dad spoke up.

"Ko, can you keep a secret?"

Kohaku frowned a bit before nodding and saying yes.

"Well, tonight I'll be home, since I'm already on board, doing some work, and I'll be there at about 9:30." Kohaku looked up at the clock, it was 5:12 right now, so he'll be here in several hours.

"Ok, but why keep it a secret?" Kohaku whispered.

"I want to surprise your mom." Kohaku smiled, dad and his surprises.

"Alright then dad."

"And can I talk to your mom for a minute." Kohaku said sure, and ran up the stairs to find his mom, who was in Miyuki's room, rocking her to sleep.

"Mommy dad wants to talk to you." Misaki sighed and set her already asleep daughter into her crib.

Kohaku handed her the phone and followed his mom going downstairs, and into the basement.

Out of curiosity he couldn't help but ask why she was going to talk to him in the basement.

"For your own safety and I don't want to wake Miyuki up." she locked the door and answered the phone.

"What do you want Usui?" She asked grudgingly

"Wanted to say hello to my love"

"Uhuh, you always say that before the bad news"

"Well.." Usui stayed quiet but Misaki broke the silence

"What is it Usui?"

"I might not be back home in some days..."

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"WHAT THE HELL YOU IDIOT?! THAT'S WHY YOU CALLED?! YOU'RE SUCH A ####! YOU ######%^^#$#$ &^&^&*^ "

"Misa, look honey-"

"DONT YOU HONEY ME! IT'S BEEN 4 WEEKS ALREADY AND YOU'RE NOT EVEN BACK HOME! WHAT THE ####? YOU D#######!"

Usui took a deep breath in, hoping not to anger his hot headed wife anymore "Look, something came up, and I have to deal with it, and when I come-"

"DAMN IT USUI! F### YOU AND YOUR WORK!"

"Misaki I'm sorry"

"Shut up Usui, it's obvious you never have time for your family because of your damn schedule... it's always been like that." she sighed through the phone, "Miyuki's birthday is tomorrow, did you forget that? Oh, and you should've at least tried to be there for her." her voice turned serious at the word tried.

Kohaku, meanwhile stood on the other side of the door, his ear pressed tightly against the door, his father lied about the surprise. 'He lied'. Tears trickled down his pale face as he ran up the stairs. He promised, but he didn't keep it.

"Usui, sometimes I wonder why, I even chose to marry you, you're hardly ever home." her tone changed to sadness.

Usui, couldn't help but feel guilty. What she said was true, he always had to work, but he did always tried to be with his family as much as he could. He's coming for sure, but just wished she knew about what he and Kohaku were planning this night, just so she wouldn't have to be hurt.

"Please understand Misaki"

"You've always said that."

And the line went dead.

Usui cursed under his breath and ran a hand through his hair knowing how stupid he is and damn that schedule. But at least he's coming home tonight. And try to resolve things with his wife and family.

Hey hey hey! It's giooo

and i'm sorry, for not being alive..kinda. Ok school is starting soon and I have to finish some summer homework, and that means, not much time for FF. :(

Lord of the flies, ever heard of that? Im making a reading essay on that. so this story is just gonna be a few chapters, I can complete this and add some more for fun. daily life of usuis? ehehe, so yah.

So im sorry if I don't update soon for the other FF's and sorry, again.

And I don't own maid sama, do I have to say that? ive never said that. so yeah.

DICLAIMER: I DONT OWN MAID SAMA EXCEPT FOR THIS PLOT AND EXTRA CHARACTERS.yeah...

The kids, Kohaku means amber, and I'll give a oneshot about why Misaki and Usui chose that name for him, but later on in this story.

Miyuki 美雪 meaning beautiful snow. but it was just supposed to be a mash up of Misaki and Usui's name. but I'll also give a one shot about that later on.

So yeah... this was short but most of these chapters will be, it's intentional. cause they're just gonna be short one shots or something, but this chap is just part of a chapter

Dont forget to review, it helps me update faster. And its nice to read what you guys think.