Disclaimer #1: I don't own any of the characters you see every weeknight except for Fridays at 9:30 on South Park =-) But I do own Megan so respect my authoritah! (Sorry...I've been dying to put that in one of my disclaimers)
Disclaimer #2: The song "Accidentally in Love" isn't my own...its by a group called Counting Crows. I love this song it's adorable.
A/N: Here's my attempt to write a non-angsty songfic. It takes place when Megan and Cartman are sixteen. For all of youse guys who don't know Megan's story...you'll be happy to hear I'll be posting the all-new LBIL story soon: Lardbutt in Love: Version 2.0 ...I got an infraction for writing that in script form not too long ago...I ran out of things to write about anyways. So those of you who did read it will have an all new story to sink your teeth into.
Accidentally in Love
a songfic by SP Princess
Eric Cartman had been friends with Megan Colson since the fourth grade...okay maybe a little more than friends. They had been together off and on throughout the years, and now at sixteen years old, they were on again. Cartman was still kind of chubby but had grew into most of his fat like he always said he would and Megan was taller, of course, and she had her hair cut short now at her shoulders. Cartman was still friends with Kyle, Stan, and Kenny. Megan was still friends with Wendy and Bebe. However, the two spent most of their time together but made sure they had time for their friends too.
So
she said what's the problem baby
What's the problem I don't know
Well maybe I'm in love (love)
Think about it every time
I
think about it
Can't stop thinking 'bout it
Everytime Cartman looked at Megan he couldn't believe how perfect she was. He almost felt like he didn't deserve her. He cherished every moment they were together because he was so scared of losing her. It was now at sixteen that Cartman was finally starting to discover what love was. Every other time before Megan was just kind of "there". He liked her company and everything but he never really realizedhow important she was to him. Until now. Aww what the hell was he thinking. He didn't know anything about love. Or did he?
How
much longer will it take to cure this
Just to cure it cause I
can't ignore it if it's love (love)
Makes me wanna turn around
and face me but I don't know nothing 'bout love
Right then, they were laying in the snow down at Stark's Pond. They'd been there for a couple of minutes now, not saying a word. They didn't need words. The silence said it all. It was nice to escape from life together, even if it was only ten minutes before someone came and asked them what the hell they were doing.
"Megan?"
Megan jumped and gasped at the same time, "You scared me!"
"Sorry...anyways...oh wait I forgot what I was going to say."
Come
on, come on
Turn a little faster
Come on, come on
The
world will follow after
Come on, come on
Cause everybody's
after love
Megan
had been waiting seven years for Cartman to say those three words she
had been dying to hear. That any girl dies to hear here boyfriend say
to her. It's just a girl thing. She knew she was just being selfish
though, and she also knew that he did love her. Her mom always told
her that actions spoke louder than words, and she was finally
starting to discover what that meant. Cartman would do anything for
her. And she would do anything for him. Bebe and Wendy had tried
numerous times to pair her off with some other guy that she had no
interest in. "We think its time for you to move on," they
would say. What the hell did they know though? She saw everything a
girl could ask for in a guy in Cartman...those bitches were just
jealous.
So I said I'm a snowball running
Running down
into the spring that's coming all this love
Melting under blue
skies
Belting out sunlight
Shimmering love
He
never really figured he NEEDED to say it, although she dropped hints
all the time. Like after they would have a 2 hour phone conversation
she would say, "I love you" and he'd kinda just say,
"Yeah...you too." and hang up. Or after they made out or
something she would say it...when she said it after something like
that he wouldn't say anything. After all, why did he need to say it
when he showed it so much? He didn't want to make himself look like a
sissy. Yeah, he loved her, he'd announce it to the whole world if he
had to. To tell you the truth, he longed to say it to her. He just
couldn't think of the right time.
Well baby I surrender
To
the strawberry ice cream
Never ever end of all this love
Well I
didn't mean to do it
But there's no escaping your love
These
lines of lightning
Mean we're never alone,
Never alone, no,
no
She scootched over close to him then and he put his arm around her. Megan wondered what he was thinking about...probably something stupid like football or getting laid or some of that other stupid guy stuff. There was no way he could be thinking about all the stuff that she was thinking about. She chuckled to herself.
"What?" he asked her.
"Nothing."
Come
on, Come on
Move a little closer
Come on, Come on
I want to
hear you whisper
Come on, Come on
Settle down inside my love
Cartman wondered what she was thinking about. Probably shopping or soap operas or some of that other stupid girl stuff. He figured he was being paranoid or something. He should start thinking about other things instead of being a pussy and thinking about love all the time. If the guys knew how much he thought about it though...they would rip on him so bad. All of the sudden, something spotted Cartman's eye. A daisy that just happened to poke itself out of the ground. It was pretty, just like she was. He picked it.
"Megan?"
"Yeah."
"Here."
"Ohh, Cartman!" she exclaimed, with a smile on her face.
"Megan...I
love you."
Come on, come on
Jump a little
higher
Come on, come on
If you feel a little lighter
Come
on, come on
We were once
Upon a time in love
We're
accidentally in love
Accidentally in love [x7]
Accidentally
I'm In Love, I'm in Love,
I'm in Love, I'm in Love,
I'm
in Love, I'm in Love,
Accidentally [x2]
She couldn't believe her ears. He said it, he actually said it. No hints or anything.
"Well?" he said.
"What."
"Are you gonna kiss me now?"
"How
could I forget."
Come on, come on
Spin a
little tighter
Come on, come on
And the world's a little
brighter
Come on, come on
Just get yourself inside her love
...I'm in love
A/N: Aww...aren't they just so cute? lol if you think this is totally gay I'm sorry...I like it though =-)