Okay, this is a story that I wanted to write for a long time and I wish this would be good.

I also need a Beta, who would do this story or my other ones.

Summary:

Ohhh... Alright, I'm just going to say it. If you think any of these things are real then, you have some mental problems... If you are mortal. If you're a demigod, then welcome to the weird as f*ck world of old fart myths coming to life.

But I'm just saying, what kind of demigod read this thing? I mean, I have a hard time reading already with ADHD so you guys must be forced to read this or something. Anyway, if you don't know what I am talking about then just leave. Simple as that. I mean, trust me, most people would say that being a demigod is bad. And their right, the only thing they got wrong about is the fact that they miss out on the fun stuff like throwing chicken eggs at a monster that is about to kill you and you are only doing that to save your best friends lives. Wait- sorry, I miss said that, what I mean to say, IS THE FACT THEY ARE WRONG ABOUT HOW F*CK UP IT IS BEING A DEMIGOD! OH- YEAH, YOU GOT A GOD AS A DAD OR MUM BUT THAT ONLY MAKE YOU A MONSTER BUFFET! No offense mum, you're great!

Trust me, I hate this. No, really I do. Yes, I do... Fine, throwing eggs that that monster face was sorta fun, but only because of the face they made we I put a bomb at its mouth when it open it after an egg hit its eye.

Yeah, I did that, I'm a badass demi, don't mess with me. Ummm, what else to say...

Oh yeah! I probably should explain what made me like this [Another demi: Wait there was a reason that made you are crazy enough to f*ck a Fauns! Oh my GOD! Run everyone, so we don't get it our self!] Oh, come on! Basil, you f*cking plant! Come here and say it to my face, I dare you, hn! Anyway, I am like this because of many things but the main reason was that I when I first saw the darkest side of the world, that made the murder of a thousand people look like sunshine. I realize that I need to make sure my loved ones never see that dark side, so I decided to become strong no matter what, even if I had to... sacrifice a few things.

But! Before all of that, I was as normal as an ADHD demigod there is. Anyhow, the day I would found out I was a demigod, I had to take a math test, here's what happens:

Rachel Carson Middle School, Hillsborough, NJ

October 8, 2006,

Question 1. What is the fraction rate of ()( *^$#*^$ and ($*&% ($*&, miles an hour, when they are going at full speed? The ()( *^$#*^$ have the max speed of &*^ and ($*&% ($*& have the max speed of % #.

Alright! I could do this, I could do this. I just need to remember the equation and all the steps of how to do this. This should be easy as steel candy from a baby. Now think... If ()( *^$#*^$ max speed is &*^ then... But how do you find the rate... Wait, so does that mean that this thing is going at- nope nevermind I thought I had it.

[5 minutes later]

AGGGHHHHAAAAA! IM GOING TO KILL WHOEVER MADE THIS TEST! WHAT IS THE FRACTION RATE OF THESE THINGS! I CAN'T FIGURE THIS OUT! WHO THE FUCK GIVE THIS TEST TO ADHD KIDS! I CAN'T I j-just can't, why... why... must this be so hard for me. I may have AHAD but- I should be able to do this- no I am able to do this. I study hard for this and I can't just give up now. I got to prove to myself and everyone that I'm not stupid or a dumb fuck as they all called me. I got to at least do one question. Anyway, let just skip to question 2 and get at least a 10%.

[25 minutes later]

I did it... I actually did it. I manage to do 3 questions before times up! Yes! I did it! that should be at least 25%! I mean, we only have 12 questions so it might be 25% for this test. Oh, this is going to be so great!

"Alright people, times up, put down the pencil and place your paper in front of my desk. And Rozycki, I saw your eyes looking at Mr. Salgato paper, you will have to do another test about the unit tomorrow and lunch detention for a week. Now, everyone besides Mr. Gonzalez is going to go to their next class when the bell rang. Mr, Gonzalez, stay behind, there something I want to talk to you about."

Oh great! What did Jax do this time? Did he did another prank on Mr. Tisdale, come on man! We got Dnd today and if you get afternoon detention, I'm gonna kill you!

I give him the "WTF" looks and he gives me the "I don't know dude" look of his and after some mind talk, we just both nodded to agree to the fact that I should just wait outside for him and he finds out going on, after the bell, but I swear if this is about one of his pranks, I'm gonna strangle him! He may be my best friend and have ADHD too, but if we miss Dnd night because of him, I'm going to strangle him!

DING! DING!

Alright, there's the bell, I hope it doesn't take too long. I get up and walk toward the door with all the other and giving Jax(his name is Jon but he goes by Jax) a glare and waited outside for him just as he asked. I'm telling you thou, if he's the reason, I'm late to class again, I going to punch him again. I already have two marking periods filled with lateness in most of my classes. Thank god, mum doesn't worry too much about it.

I was waiting by the door when I saw my other best friend, Neilson Nell, walking towards me. He was walking with his crutches as normal. He was still wearing his weird t-shirt that has a music note in the middle. I told him it was a weird shirt and he shouldn't wear it but he wouldn't listen and told me that he would never part with his lady music. Ughh, at least he has worn his lose black pant, that things at least make him look less like a hippie (no offense to them, I just don't like their styles).

"Hey, Ram, what's up, how ya doing? Where's Jax? Is he still going to come to Dnd?"

"I don't know, we just did a test at Mr. Tisbutt and he just got held back for no reason at all! I mean, he might play another prank today but other than that... I really don't know? I mean, he knows we have Dnd night today, so he knows not to mess things u-!"

[KABOOOOOOOMMMMMMM]

A loud explosion noise just came from the back of the hall and Neilson just rush into the room!

"Wh-what! Neil! What are you doing!"

"OHH- I smell two demigods! I shall fest great tonight! Where are you demigods!?"

WHAT THE ON EARTH IS THIS THING! I can't see it since the dust of the broken wall is blocking my view but I see an outline of a huge shadow in the cloud of dust.

"Ram, fallow me! Now! Hurry before it gets you! No time to explain, I'll explain later! Hurry!" Neil came and grab me out of there with Jax in his other hand.

"Wha- yeah, I trust ya brother. I trust you that you know what you are doing. Now let get out of here before that thing gets us!"

"Now, let get out of here!"

"Wait, Neil! What about your crutches! Don't you need them!"

Oh yeah, though all the chaos, I forgot he uses crutches, Wait...WHAT! Okay, Neilson without crutches and is running faster then Jaxson and a huge thing attack the school, I should have just stayed at home!

"Jax, I'll explain later, now just get out of here be-"

"The smell is getting stronger! I going to eat you demigods!"

OKAY! THAT THING IS GETTING CLOSER! Let go before it get to us and thankfully Jax also understands.

"Yeah, let's go"

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