OPENING REMARKS (by yours truly) Hello, everyone! First of all, I'm sorry for the super long delay for this story. I've had some brainstorming for weeks to make sure this fic turns out just as good as its predecessor. It's hard for me to figure out how to start a story, so please forgive me for having to keep you waiting. Also, I've read your reviews on my last story. Thanks for all of you wonderful people who supported me and ShikaIno! If you're wondering about that Neji x Tenten fanfic I was telling you folks about, well… I was working on it as soon as the year started. But having done all those 76 HARDCORE DAMN GOOD chapters in what? Around 5 months, I think… All of those 76 chappies dedicated to the sweet sensation of ShikaIno (and some chaps to Akatsuki as well! Ü) Made writing a Neji x Tenten fic feel so… unusually unusual.
I just love ShikaIno! It's my favorite straight pairing of all time…
SO I JUST HAD TO DO THE SEQUEL AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!!! -Fiery eyes, flaming background- SHIKAINO ROCKS MY WORLD!!! X-D
So for all of you who were expecting a Neji x Tenten fanfic coming up next, I'm terribly sorry about this! It's just that… ShikaIno is so addicting (like a DRUG! Heheh…) So it's become my habit to write stories about them. But hey, don't worry about anything! I'll also work on that Neji x Tenten fanfic you were expecting, so don't get pissed 'coz o' me… Heheh. I've already made 3 and a half chapters on that thing, so there! Pretty much progress, don't'cha think?
SO HERE!!! For all of you who have waited so patiently for this 'opening speech' to end, (or did you just skip a few parts? I can see some people sleeping at the back!) Here's the continuation to my last fic, "Slut!" Ratings will go higher, so I advice children under the age of 13 to please step back and go look for a Barney fanfic instead. Thank you!
"Yes, Dear!" Slut's sequel By: Sexee Kakashi Ü OH YEAH!!! Ü
Chapter 1- Celebrating the New Year with a Bang!
It was a dark night in the ever-so-great village of Konoha. The stars were twinkling brightly as the cold winds blew from place to place. Clouds are flying in the night sky, like balls of gas floating about in the darkness.
AUTHOR'S COMMENT: Aw, yeah baby! That's the stuff! Now, I feel RIGHT AT HOME just writing the introduction for my next ShikaIno fanfic! Man, I love this…
The peaceful atmosphere calmed the villagers as they spent the night with their families and friends. Drinking, being merry and eating anything round on the table were the stuff most of the people in this peaceful village were doing. But in Neji and Tenten's residence, everyone was having a ball as Sai and Lee had another karaoke challenge!
"I won't let you beat me twice, Sai!!!" Lee said, punching in the air. "Gai-sensei!!! This is for YOU!!!"
"Yeah!" Gai said, "You rock! I'll be cheering for you, dear student!"
Sai crossed his arms, smirked and chuckled as he saw these two sharing another sweet student-teacher moment together before everybody else.
ANOTHER AUTHOR'S COMMENT: My sister is watching Barney… AGAIN!!! Imagination my ass!!!
When their tender moment was finally over, Lee hurried to Neji's television set and took the book of songs on top of the DVD player. He scrolled through the many selections as everyone chattered about in the living room. The bright lights, the delicious food and the sweet, juicy punch got everyone's party mood on! Finally, after so many minutes of choosing (since Lee had to find the 'perfect song' to beat Sai,) he punched in the numbers and on the screen appeared the song title: Livin' La Vida Loca!
Upbeat music started to play as Lee snapped his fingers and swayed his hips to and fro like some super-duper junky show guy in a seventies concert in Las Vegas! OOH!!! Let's not forget the descending disco ball! A huge shiny disco ball descends from the ceiling and the lights dim as colorful disco lights flash around the room like crazy!
"She's into superstitions… Black cats and voodoo dolls!
I feel a premonition… That girl's gonna make me fall!
"She'll make you take your clothes off and go dancin' in the rain…"
"YEAH!!! Go, Lee! You're sexy, man!!!" Gai cheered. "There's no way Sai can beat you now!!!"
As the party went on, the doorbell suddenly rang. Tenten walked over to the door and opened it, revealing Ino and Shikamaru standing right outside in their snow gear, holding each others hands and smiling.
"Hi…" Ino sighed. "Sorry we're late, Tenten!"
"We got the turkey!" Shikamaru said, "It's nice and hot, just for the party!"
"That's good! Thanks, guys!" Tenten replied. Then, she warmly invited them inside.
Ino and Shikamaru sat on the red sofa that sat beside the television set. They watched Lee as he amused everybody with his show guy moves and his groovy show guy voice in singing a Ricky Martin song. Then suddenly, Temari sat down beside Shikamaru and him on the side with her shoulder. She smirked at him and winked at him teasingly and said, "Looks like my advice worked out well for ya, huh?"
Shikamaru smiled back at her, giggled a little and replied, "Yeah. Your advice was brilliant, Temari! Thanks a lot for everything. You surely helped me big time."
"Yeah, of course I did… I'm good at almost everything!" Temari replied. Then, she stood up, patted Ino's shoulder and complimented, "That's a very nice dress, Ino-san! It matches your engagement ring very well."
Ino blushed when she heard this. She looked at Temari surprised and shyly replied, "Th-thanks! I like your earrings! They're… Green, like your eyes!"
"Thanks." Temari chuckled. Then, she left the two on the sofa to attend to her two brothers who wer busy at the back of the room, fighting again.
"Why did you get my friggin' glass o' punch!?" Kankurou yelled, "That was friggin' mine, you friggin' annoying brother!"
"Slurp…" Gaara replied. "Will you friggin' keep the friggin' voice down? It's friggin' annoying to my ears, no da."
"You're so friggin annoying…" Kankurou answered, looking really pissed.
"Hey! Guys! Stop it!" Temari said, butting in, "It's the New Year, dammit! Stop fighting already! Or… Stop using the word 'friggin' all the time… It's so annoying when you use that word, honestly…"
"Okay…"
Well, that was one heckuva party! I just got drunk by drinking iced coffee with my friends! Man, that was good… (slurps) Ahhh… We are the COFFEE MATES, baby! X-D