DRINKS ALL ROUND!!!
It's here people!!! The sequel to ' Ermmmm Savvy?'
Ok... erm... not much to say except... IF YOU HAVEN'T READ THE FIRST ONE... YOU WILL BE COMPLETELY LOST... Unless you wanted to be... then by all means carry on!
Disclaimer:--- Oh no... not more disclaimers... .x.shakes fist at disclaimer.x. ... Well... hold on we're missing something here aren't we? ... OH YEA!... .x.Pulls piece of rope.x. Will! The kitty!!... leave it!!! .x.Bats Will with rolled up newspaper.x. ... Naughty boy!!! Go to my room!!! ....
Ok... I own the plot, all my characters, Will clone... .x.Checks he's going up the stairs.x. , Oh yea!!! THERE'S A NEW CHARACTER!!!... Fancies Will... but he's MINE!!!
I don't own PotC... you're just making me say this to make me feel poor.... Ah well!!
.x. Rach's PoV .x.
"Please shut up!!"
"Jeeeeez! Chill!!"
Well here we are... in class... we've been back for about 4 months... this is the last day of term, then we get Christmas of... Wooo!... but we've still got the rest of the day!
Rk's constantly getting in trouble... nothing new there. And Jess is asleep on the desk in front of me... should I be shocked?
She's been caught chewing more times then I care to count and has had at least 30 detentions. Now she's about to get another one with the little substitute teacher we've got now... Bless him, he keeps looking at her and glaring... But she's ignoring him, as always. She's too busy telling the girl next to her about our time in the jail cell...
"So... then I told the policeman..."
"WILL YOU SHUT UP!!!"
Rk glared him and then turned back to the girl
"So... Anyway..."
The sub ran around the desk grabbing the register and walked up to Rk's desk
"R-RACHEL KATIE TALBOT SHUT UP!!!"
Everyone in the class froze and looked at Rk, I sat up wide-eyed... uh oh.
Rk got up from her desk
"What did you call me?"
The sub looked at the register then stuttered...
"R-R-R-Rachel K-K-K-K-K-K-K"
"I thought so..."
She walked up to the sub... Who backed away behind the desk.
She followed him and put her hands on either side of the desk
"Look, since you're a sub I'll let you off... but my name is Rk, Rk... R...K!!!"
"W-Well it says on here..."
He held the register up
"Hold on..."
Rk took it
"Hmm... they usually put Rk.... Rach?"
I looked up and nodded
"Chuck us a red pen..."
I threw the pen across the class... everyone was now watching Rk intently... and what she was going to do to the cowering sub.
She crossed it out and wrote something
"Here you go!"
"Half an hour detention!!"
Rk turned
"What?"
"H-Half an hour detention for vandalising school property!"
"The rules even say it!!!"
She pointed above the board to our class rules, which had on the bottom in bold red... 'IT'S RK! NOT R.K.T!!'
"AN HOUR!!"
"WHAT FOR?! PONITING OUT THE OBVIOUS?!"
"Hour and a half!"
"STOP IT!!"
Rk slammed her hands on the desk... we all grabbed our books... last time she slammed something she grabbed people's books and threw them at the teacher... that was yesterday.
.x.BRING BRING.x. (A:N: No! It is not a phone!)
We grabbed our things and headed towards the door... I knocked Jess awake.
I mouthed to Rk we'd meet her by the lockers, she nodded and turned back to the sub
"WHAT YOU MEAN 3 HOURS?!"
Jess and I walked over to the lockers. I went to mine... well it was mine, until Jess and Rk lost the keys for theirs, so we now share.
I opened it and I was hit by an avalanche of books and hundreds of papers... Rk's 'lost' homework.
I tried to catch it and shove it back in
"Don't try and help Jess!"
"Ok!"
She leaned onto a locker some poor kid was trying to get in.
Chris and Will (Yes Will is in school!) walked over to us.
I was now pushing on the door to keep it shut... Will kissed my cheek and laughed
"Move, I'll do it"
"Be my guest"
I moved aside and let the mountain of paper and books fall out... along with a mouldy sandwich
Will, Chris and I tried to grab it all... Chris chucked the sandwich aside and screwed his face up
"Ew... who's is all this?"
"Your fiancé's!" (A:N: I couldn't let them not could I?)
We shoved the stuff in again and managed to close it... but there were no room for my books...
"Er, hold these Will"
He just shook his head and put them in his bag
"Where is Rk anyway?"
"We had a sub, he called her Rachel"
"Oh.. Did she throw books?"
"No, not this time"
"Can you believe that guy?!"
"She's here"
"6 HOURS! 6 BLOODY HOURS!!"
She waved the detention letter
"You doing it?"
"PFFT! Yea right! I got a note!"
I shook my head... Rk and faking notes do not go
"Who's died this time?"
"Granddad"
"5th or 6th?"
"7th, twice removed"
Rk screwed up the detention letter and chucked it at a smaller kids head... then stuck her tongue out at him when he glared her.
"Will you please move!"
We looked at Jess who was leaning on the kid's locker... with him desperately trying to get in
Rk stepped forward
"Oh, I wouldn't mess with her..."
"W-Why?"
"Haven't you heard the things being said?"
He quickly shook his head
"Oh, well... you don't want to mess with her... I'll tell you that!"
"W-Why not?"
"Well..."
Rk put on a low voice
"Once, this other kid tried to get in his locker and Jess was leaning on it. He wouldn't leave her alone, you know, telling her to move and stuff..."
He nodded; I shook my head knowing what she was going to say...
"...Well, you know the boiler room, down under the school?... well have you ever wondered why it smells so bad down there... you know, like death?... and, have you ever heard noises?..."
He shook his head again and moved back
"If you listen hard enough in class you will, Listen next time... for noises like some one's in So... Much... Pain... that they're just about to die from it"
The kid was now shaking... Rk leaned closer to his now pale face
"BOO!!"
He dropped his books and tore screaming down the hall.
I sighed
"Done scaring little kids now Rk?"
She smirked
"Well can we go to lunch?... you know one of these days, some ones going to tell everyone that and Jess will be know as the 'Kiddie Boiler'!"
She laughed
"Well at least she'll be allowed to lean on anyone's locker! They'll be offering theirs!!"
We walked own the hall Rk, tripping up people..x. Rk's PoV .x.
Rach stopped
"Oh! Er, Rk me and Will have got to go study for something... er... yea... BYE!"
She and Will walked... well ran off..x. In Lesson... BORING! .x.
Tum.. de... dum...
"Ok guys, answer you're names!"
A ha! I always answer for EVERYONE!... Hey! It's tradition!
"Jess?"
"Asleep"
"Rk?"
"Waving!"
"Chris?"
"Not listening"
"Rachael?"
"Bike sheds"
"Will?"
"With her!"
"AGAIN?!"
"YEP!"
Just then... on cue! Rach and Will burst in muttering excuses... Rach turned her skirt the right way round and Will put his hair back into a pony.
I couldn't help it... so I burst out laughing
Well... the rest of the lesson was... BORING!... except Will went to pass a note to Rach, which the teacher read... She turned red and kept winking at Will every so often...
I looked up at the clock... :o 3 minutes until I'm free!! .... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... 2!! ... ... ... ... ... .... .... .... .... ...1!!!...... .... ... ... .... .... .... ... WHAT THE HELL?! 3?! ...
"THAT CLOCKS SHIT!"
.x.Bell.x.
"RK!! STAY BEHIND!"
"AWW CRAP!!!"Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Hope you like the 1st instalment! There's way more humour and LOADS of weird and weirdly scary things to come! Trust me... I'm a doctor!
Lolz.
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