The Secret Journal's Part 1
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Sasuke's Journal
Day One:
Went to academy today. Still the smartest. And prettiest.
Noticed girls fawning over me, but needed to retain air of coolness.
Day Five:
Blonde boy Naruto tried to kiss me. Was not going to, but let him anyways.
Am sure to be cause of dreams for girls.
Got paired up with him and big forehead girl. Still prettier than her.
Day Six:
Met teacher. Gray Hair. Pervert. I wish my hair were gray.
Still prettiest.
Day Seven:
Boring mission. Dug rocks from pound.
Hope hair didn't get wet.
Day Nine:
Damn air. Have developed big spot on nose. Situation critical. Maybe can blast off with jutsu.
No matter. Still prettiest even with big spot.
Day Twelve:
Assigned on mission to protect old man to village. Naruto very excited.
Note to self bring extra gel and spray.
Day Thirteen:
Attacked by ninja. Saved Naruto's life, but no thanks from him. Sakura is wimp, must watch for her.
Still prettiest ninja.
Day Fourteen:
Met Zabuza. Very skinny, needs to eat more. Now have big sword envy. Kakashi killed him, but someone took him away.
Still prettiest.
Day Seventeen:
Found out Zabuza still alive. Perhaps he will let me touch sword? Now need to train. Make sure hair doesn't fall out of place.
Day Eighteen:
Mist is bad for hair. Extra gel and spray almost out. Very critical.
Still pretty.
Day Nineteen:
Sakura found long black hair in bath. Accused me. I said impossible.
Hair hasn't changed once since family massacre, why now? Checked strands. All in place.
Must find culprit.
Day Twenty:
Zabuza appeared, but died. Brought along small boy. Seems little pedo to me. Opened sharingan, makes my eyes look cool.
Found out boy was v. pretty. No longer prettiest.
But killed boy, now am prettiest again. Haha!
Day Twenty-One:
Bridge named Great Naruto Bridge. What a giant show off. Should be named Sasuke-sama is pretty bridge.
Didn't object. Body still hurts, and out of gel.
But still prettiest.
Day Twenty-Five:
Returned to Konoha. Met new ninja from Sand Village. Gaara very sneaky.
Need to ask where he buys eyeliner.
Hopefully I can pull off look.
Still prettier than him.
Day Twenty-Six:
Eyeliner bad idea. Sharingan + eyeliner causes itchs.
Wonder how big brother does it. Perhaps special jutsu.
Day Twenty Seven:
Decided to participate in chuunin exam. Must see if there are prettier ninja than me.
Doubt it is possible. Caught Kakashi staring at me today. Need to be more careful.
Day Twenty Eight:
Took chuunin exam. Copied someone's answers. Thank god for Sharingan.
Why didn't I think of this before?
Day Twenty Nine:
Sent in forest. Forest air bad for hair. Need to finish test before I run out of gel.
Found out I am prettiest ninja. Not amazed though.
Day Thirty One:
Fought with snake guy. Dangerous situation. Looked like a man to me.
Bit me in neck, major turn-off. Might sue him for sexual harassment.
Day Thirty Three:
Woke up very angry. Broke someone's arms.
Must remember to take advil.
Was asleep for few days, but hair didn't move. Preplanned extra hold-spray good.
Day Thirty Five:
Tournament time. Fought ninja who tried to suck me.
My chakra, that is. Very ugly ninja. Ninja need to dress up more. Shoulder hurt, and Kakashi dragged me away.
Thought he was going to rape me, but didn't. Need to be extra careful.
Still prettiest.