A/N: Okay, so I know I have other fics to update and such...but I was reading the RENT fanfictions, and I got inspired by a fic called, "Roger Davis's 80 Ways To Annoy People" by FelineMimiDavis74. So I thought, "What if Racetrack had a list?!" However, the list will not be it. This will most likely be continued for four or five chapters with Race using his ways to annoy people. I'm not going to try and do all of the sixty ways, but you can suggest numbers for me to use for chapters. Enjoy!!
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Racetrack's 60 Ways To Annoy People
1. Announce loudly when you are going to the bathroom.
2. As people talk, smell their shoulders.
3. Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons.
4. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
5. Close your eyes and start snoring whenever someone tries to talk to you.
6. Pretend to hear voices in your head.
7. Randomly yell out, "Hey sexy! Looking good in the neighborhood!" When someone walks down the street.
8. Consistently refer to everyone as 'mortal.'
9. Continue to ask someone, "Is this annoying? Is this annoying?" over and over and over.
10. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
11. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.
12. Every time you see someone you may know, (or don't know) loudly shout, "So we meet again!" and laugh evilly.
13. Walk up to random people and ask them, very seriously, "Do you know the muffin man?"
14. Throw popcorn at people at the movie theatre.
15. When an actor comes on screen, start yelling, "OH MY GOSH! LOOK! LOOK ITS HIM! AHH! etc, etc,"
16. Whenever someone asks you if they can borrow some money say, "How about I roll it for you, double or nothing?"
17. Pretend you are invisible.
18. Start chirping like a cricket during an awkward silence, or whenever nobody volunteers to do something.
19. Go to a drive-through, and use an accent of your choice to order, drive up to the window and talk to the person with another accent, if another window is open continue this process to confuse them.
20. Tell telemarketers your problems.
21. Randomly yell out, "I'll race you!" And run as fast as you can to your destination. Then when your friend, (or if a random stranger walks by.) start to yell, "I beat you! HAHA! I WIN! You loser!!"
22. Place a huge order at a drive-through, and then drive off.
23. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
24. When someone asks you, "What can I get for you?" at a restaurant or fast food place, yell to a stranger, "See he/she actually cares about me!", and continue on ordering.
25. While in an elevator scream out, "AHH! WE'RE GONNA DIE!"
26. Refer to people by nicknames, and then get mad when they don't answer to their nickname.
27. Whenever someone lights a cigarette, tackle them and yell out, "Stop, drop and roll!"
28. When in public pretend you are selling something for an infomercial.
29. Wear your pants backwards.
30. Whisper, "Chaaarlie, we're on a bridge Charlie!" in someone's ear.
31. Honk and wave to strangers.
32. Walk very slowly, and make sure nobody can get past you, move in front of them when the try.
33. Tell people their fly is down when they're wearing sweatpants.
34. Tell little children the truth about Santa Claus.
35. Walk up to a random lady and say, "That makes you look fat." and then run far, far, away.
36. Stare at people for about five minutes, making sure they know you're staring at them. Then, slowly sneak up to them while humming the Mission: Impossible theme. Sniff their head, then run away. Repeat.
37. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
38. When someone walks by, start screaming and yelling for help, if they stop stare at them and yell, "Batman! You came to save me!"
39. Pretend you are Spider-Man when at a restaurant.
40. When in an elevator say loudly, "Oh darn. I forgot to wear deodorant today..."
41. Start mooing whenever you hear the word 'the'.
42. Poke anyone near you and say, "stop violating my personal space."
43. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
44. Watch somebody eat at McDonald's with your face pressed up to the glass.
45. Sing the old Big Mac commercial to someone at McDonald's (even better if its at Burger King) when they ask you what would you like to order.
46. On the public bus, keep asking the driver nervously, "are we there yet?"
47. Haggle on the bus fare.
48. Make scary faces at babies.
49. Make appointments for the 31st of September.
50. Look at your hand in amazement and say, "Whoa, I never knew I had this!"
51. Announce everything you do as a group activity. (i.e. "We're going to bed now.") If someone fails to do whatever you said, accuse him/her of not being a "team player."
52. Every time you take a shower, yell audibly, "I'm melting, I'm melting!"
53. Everytime a friend enters a room yell "YAY YOU'RE BACK/HERE!" And then dance around the room for about five minutes.
54. Try to start a round of a song while on a subway, in an elevator, or on a bus.
55. Where a Burger King crown and tell everyone that they must bow before royalty. Hit those who don't.
56. Try to start a wave.
57. Haggle with the pizza man.
58. Order two toppings, then say, "No wait, they'll start fighting."
59. Tell a single friend you have just the person for them and introduce them to your imaginary friend. Make sure to get very upset when they say there is no one there.
60. At restaurants make crazy orders and when they are not fulfilled attempt to get them fired.
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A/N: Haha, now wasn't that funny? Please review, they make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside! Next chapter...Racetrack, Blink, and Mush (maybe a few others) start using the list.