FF8 the game, what's this?

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By: The Entertainer

?- My name is NONE of your business!

Selphie- Aww man! And it was getting exciting!

Zell- Darn, why wont you tell us!!??

?- I will later, after you complete the mission.

Squall- Ok.

Zell- Say, isn't that black coat and hat kinda hot in the summer?

?- It has built in air conditioning.

Zell- OH! I saw that coat at Spencer! It was $50.00. I didn't have enough. (frowns and walks away)

?- Anyway, about the mission.

Rinoa- Yes, I am curious to find out what we have to do, tell us.

?- I need a golden sword.

Selphie- Why?

?- My country is in a battle and the golden sword will help us win. It has amazing powers!

Squall- Why don't you just go get it yourself?

?- Because I can die due to the carbon dioxide intakes of "Death field".

Zell- Oh, well, that sounds comforting.

Squall- Oh, yeah, sure thing loser.

?- No, you don't understand!

Rinoa- Wait a minute, I know who you are!

?- You do?

Rinoa- Yes, you are that sales man who's been trying to sell me that coat. Listen, I don't want it, Robert!

(The guy puts up his hood)

All- O.O

(He puts it back down)

Zell- YUCK MAN!!!!

(Selphie slaps Zell)

Selphie- ZELL! That was VERY rude!!

Zell- But his face looks like shi.....

Selphie- 0.o

Zell- Sorry.

?- It happens a lot.

Squall- (lol)

Selphie- 0.o

Squall- Sorry.

?- Anyway, will you help me?

Rinoa- Sure.

Squall- Ok.

Zell- BOOOYA!

Selphie- (trips) o..k.

?- Thank you very much!

(The guy makes a portal)

?- Please, step inside.

(They all step inside)

?- I'll see you all at the other end.

(The guy speeds ahead of them)

Zell- Now what?

Rinoa- We just wait.

Squall- Well, this "Death field" place doesn't sound nice, not at all!

Selphie- No, but we'll be heros!

Rinoa- And we might get rich!!

Selphie- Is that all you think about is money!?

Rinoa- No, I think about Squall too!

Squall- 0.o

Selphie- Oh boy! I hear wedding bells!

Zell- Really, I don't.

Squall, Rinoa, Selphie -_-'

Zell- Ok, nevermind.

Squall- I see the end!!

(They reach the other side)

Zell- Where are we?

Squall- I don't know!

?- Welcome to my village.

??- WELCOME!!

???- What?!

??- Number three's intelectual capacity is a little low.

???- Who, me?

?- Number two is a smart ass.

??- I like to think of myself as a person who's intelligence IQ is higher than normal peoples.

Zell- Ok, do you all have a crappy face?

(Selphie slaps Zell, again)

Selphie- You idiot, STOP IT!!!!!

Zell- Sorry.

??- To answer the other smart ass's answer, yes. We all look the same.

Zell- Hey did you hear that, he said I'm smart!

Selphie, Squall, Rinoa -_-'

??- Me too!! He's nice!

Zell- Hey, do you have hotdogs?

???- I love hotdogs!!

Zell- ME TOO!!!!

(Zell and ??? walk off together)

??- Well, that was weird.

?- So, are you ready for your mission?

Rinoa, Squall, Selphie- Yes.

?- Ok, your mission is to......

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