Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any characters herein mentioned. They all belong to the awesomey person that is Masashi Kishimoto-sama. And I hope he doesn't mind if I play with them a little.
Note: I know, it's kinda short, but that last line popped into my head and I couldn't come up with anything after that.
Sasuke doesn't like Sai.
He never did and he never will. That much he knew.
He didn't like him the day when he encountered Sakura and Naruto for the first time in three years, he didn't like him when the Akatsuki's plan was foiled and he finally agreed to come back to Konoha with Sakura and Naruto, and he didn't like him now.
ESPECIALLY not now.
They were sitting in one of Konoha's hot spring bath houses. They being Naruto, Sasuke himself, and Sai. Though WHY Sai was there was something that he hadn't yet caught on to.
Sasuke looked at the black haired, squinty eyed, pale freak, then over to Naruto, who had his eyes closed and was relaxing with his head against the stone edge of the pool. Then he looked back at Sai and he felt a nerve begin to tick on his forehead.
Partly because he didn't know why the freak artist was with them.
And partly because of the silence that had fallen on them.
Naruto opened his eyes and looked from Sasuke to Sai. Seeing the frown on Sasuke's face even though everything below his nose was hidden below the surface of the water and seeing the smile on Sai's face. That was Sai's smile for when he was doing something that he knew aggrivated the people around him. Naruto had learned to read those smiles. Just like he had learned to read Sasuke's silences.
And then he said something that he knew would throw both of them off.
"Hey, did you guys know you look alike?"
That caused Sai's eyes to not be quite so squinty and Sasuke's to glare at him.
"What'd you say?" Sasuke asked, exposing his face. Naruto grinned.
"Yeah. You're both really pale. You both've got black hair and black eyes. Hey! Maybe you're related!"
Sasuke's eyes blazed.
"I am NOT related to HIM."
"Yes, Naruto-kun. We couldn't be related. After all, Sasuke-kun is like you. He has a small penis."
Sasuke doesn't like Sai.