I did not create Harry Potter.
"Potter, you've failed to properly listen to my directions once again! I told you that the potion is supposed to turn orange, not blue."
"I did everything right, I was sure I did!"
"Clearly you did not. Gryffindor will lose five points."
"Can't you ever leave him alone, you evil…"
It was Neville. Snape turned toward him, ready to take away points…
"Why does Neville have to do things without thinking first…" moaned Ron to Harry.
Neville was about to do something without thinking first again, this time because he didn't have time to think. He did the first spell that came to his mind…
"Obliviate!"
He had been planning to modify Snape's memory just enough to make him forget what he had said, but because of his clumsiness, Snape had clearly lost more of his memory than that.
"Hello! What's your name?" Snape said, facing Harry again.
"Harry…"
"Well hello Harry! I think you've got something on your forehead. Let me get it off…"
"Stop…That's not… it's a…scar!"
"Oh! Sorry! You should have said something! Why are we all in a dungeon?"
"Um… This is your class."
"Oh, well, where'd the teacher go?"
Then class ended, and it was time to go to dinner. All of the students got up and left, still looking behind them as Snape shouted, "Where are you going Harry? Come back!"