"Hidan, I'm back from the mission early

"Hidan, I'm back from the mission early. Are you up…?"

"K-KUZU! YOU'RE HOME EARLY!" The Jashinist leapt from the man beneath him.

"H-Hidan! W-what are you doing!?"

"Listen, I can explain!"

Didn't hear what you were saying
I live on raw emotion baby
I answer questions, never maybe
And I'm not kind if you betray me
So who the hell are you to save me?
I never would've made it baby

"I don't understand. Why?"

"Kuzu… I…"

If you needed love
Well then ask for love
Could have given love
Now I'm taking love
And it's not my fault
Cuz you both deserve
What's coming now
So don't say a word

"You WHORE."

"Was that to me, or Deidara?"

"Hidan… I don't think that that was smart to say…un…"

Wake up call
Caught you in the morning with another one in my bed
Don't you care about me anymore? Don't you care about me?
I don't think so
Six foot tall came without a warning so I had to shoot him dead
He won't come around here anymore. Come around here? I don't think so

"Deidara, Come here, would you?"

"No. Dei, stay."

"Deidara, it would be smart to listen to me."

"O-okay… un…"


Would've bared to make you happy
You didn't need to treat me that way
And now you beat me at my own game
And now I'm finally sleeping soundly
And your lover's screaming loudly, hear a sound and hit the ground

The blond boy stepped over to the zombie.

"That wasn't smart, sleeping with Hidan." Kakuzu struck Deidara hard on the back of the neck.

If you needed love
Well then ask for love
Could have given love
Now I'm taking love
And it's not my fault
Cuz you both deserve
What's coming now
So don't say a word

"Kakuzu, no!" Hidan pulled Deidara out of Kakuzu's grip.

"Hidan. I told you in the beginning: Don't. Cheat. On. Me."

Wake up call
Caught you in the morning with another man in my bed
You don't care about me anymore. Care about me?
I don't think so
Six foot tall came without a warning so I had to shoot him dead
He won't come around here anymore, come around here?
I don't feel so bad, I don't feel so bad, I don't feel so bad

Kakuzu pulled Deidara back and pressed his threads into the unconscious blond's chest. The thin black threads wrapped around Deidara's 'love organ' and started to pull.

"Kakuzu, NO!" Hidan ripped his scythe through the threads.

Kakuzu stumbled back a few steps.

I'm so sorry darling; did I do the wrong thing?
Oh, what was I thinking?
Is his heart still beating?

"Sousui told you if you killed anyone else in Akatsuki again… He'd kill you!" Tears brimmed the albino immortal's eyes.

Woah oh oooh

Wake up call
Caught you in the morning with another one in my bed
Don't you care about me anymore? Don't you care about me?
I don't think so
Six foot tall came without a warning so I had to shoot him dead
He won't come around here anymore. He won't come around here. I don't feel so bad

"Hidan, I won't let this ride. You cheated on me."

"Kuzu! Didn't you hear what I was telling you earlier!?"

Wake up call
Caught you in the morning with another one in my bed
Don't you care about me anymore? Don't you care about me?
I don't feel so bad
Six foot tall came without a warning so I had to shoot him dead
He won't come around here anymore. No, he won't come around here. I don't feel so bad

"You'll pay, one way or another. Both of you."

I don't feel so bad (Wake up call)
I don't feel so bad (Caught you in the morning with another one in my bed)
I don't feel so bad (Don't you care about me anymore?)

"Kuzu… I'm sorry…"

Don't you care about me? I don't feel so bad.
Wake up call
Caught you in the morning with another one in my bed