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I dedicate this poem to one of Konoha's sexiest female jounins, Anko!!! Ü
-Dumplings!-
I
Dumplings, oh dumplings.
Deliciously sweet!
Your sauce is real tasty,
You're all that I'd eat.
II
When I walk along the busy street
And see a dumpling stall,
I suddenly feel the urge to eat,
So I simply take you ALL!
III
Dumplings on a toothpick,
Or dumplings in a straight line.
Can I please have just a lick?
THESE DUMPLINGS ARE ALL MINE!!!
IV
Dumplings, oh dumplings.
You're all my eyes could catch.
When everything's been eaten up,
"Can I please have another batch?"
V
Your sweetness keeps me hungry
My obsession and my life.
Only dumplings make me happy,
They're the reason I survive!
VI
Your deliciousness is killing me
I'd kill for you every time.
Whenever you're all my eyes can see,
ALL THESE DUMPLINGS ARE MINE!!!
VII
Dumplings, round and yummy.
Dumplings, nice and sweet!
To throw you would make me a real dummy.
You're surely way tastier than meat!
VIII
Dumplings, oh dumplings.
You're all my eyes could catch.
When everything's been eaten up,
"Can I please have another batch?"