I do not own Pearls Before Swine.
*I don't think this is much of a good Angry Bob story, but my friend made me put it on here. If you don't like it, please don't review.
Angry Bob was angry. He decided to go yell at traffic. "Yelling at traffic will relieve my stress," Angry Bob said. "Then I will be happy." And so he did.
As Angry Bob yelled at the cars, one accidentally jumped the curb nearly running Angry Bob over.
Angry Bob was so angry, he ran right out onto the street. He never noticed the oncoming traffic.
Angry Bob died many times.
Moral of the story: Look both ways before crossing the road.