bPong: The final frontier/b

Disclaimer: I don't own Pong. I have no idea who does.

*Dramatic Theme music*
Narrarator: Floating through space, we find the ball. He has one mission; to... uh... *whisperes to stage manager* what iis/i his mission? What? He doesn't HAVE one? Oh, #@"!! You promised me a decent story this time! What's that? My salary is iwhat???/i I'm outta here! How much rise? Oh! okay!
Ball: So this is it. This is my life. To hit a paddle, then be hurled through eternal darkness...
Narrarator: Uh Ball...
Ball: What?
Narrarator: This is supposed to be a comedy
Ball: It is?
Narrarator: Yep. Oh, and the Director has just halved your paypacket
Ball: WHAT? Why that-
*POW!*
Narrarator: Poor Ball has ended up in A+E after a death-defying paddle-bash... we'll join him in a few hours when he's moved into a hospital bed
*audience laugh at expence of the NHS*
Narrarator: We have an audience?
Ball: My therapist is gonna get an earful on Tuesday!

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