Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, but if I really did, I would make him a sexy nineteen-year old Rokudaime and I'd put Sasuke and Neji in dresses just for kicks! J/K! LOL!11
Pairings: NaruNeji. I'm adding to the collection of this cute pairing.
Warnings: Shonen-ai/Yaoi, androgyny, and lack of plot.
Author's Notes: I'm writing another story, 'cuz I'm crazy like that! I just had this fun idea and I wanted to get it down. I really do love Neji, by the way. I like his predestined sucky destiny and all. It's just so cute!
Good Afternoon Mr. Hokage
Everyone who knows anything about the Rokudaime Hokage will know these things.
If you are a woman.
If you are within 100 yards of the Rokudaime.
You will be hit on.
It's practically office policy. Surprisingly enough, there are very few sexual harassment cases brought down to the courts each year. This is mostly likely because no one takes him seriously and everyone can rest assured that he would never take advantage of his female subordinates. He might tease, but he is still a somewhat respectable nineteen-year-old ruler.
"GAH! Sometimes I really hate this job!" the Rokudaime Hokage tossed down a stack of papers and groaned loudly. He turned to a picture placed on his desk, "Sasuke-baka! If you were still here in Konoha, I would make YOU do all of this work!"
A framed picture of a young black haired man sat silently listening to the young blonde ruler. The man in said picture was standing haughtily with his head cocked defiantly to the side. His eyes glared crimson and evil dripped out of him like invisible honey. The whole effect of the picture, however, was slightly marred by the fact that the young man was clad in a very feminine attire consisting of a white blouse with an enormous purple bow tied around his waist, complete with matching purple nails and lipstick.
This, of course, was only one of many pictures on the Hokage's desk. This picture was sometimes thrown across the room, face down, or had scribbles with black washable marker on it. Every morning the picture seemed to be back in it's original condition. Accompanying this unique photo were classic pictures such as the one of a team under a Kakashi-sensei, one of a young Rokudaime with his most beloved sensei at a ramen stand, one of the nine rookie genin, one of the newly appointed Kazekage, and many more that had been taken since then.
It was about the time of day when Uzumaki Naruto, the one and only Rokudaime Hokage, became annoyed enough from doing desk work that he called on one of his secretaries for amusement. His finger hit the call button and a buzz resounded softly in the room.
"Yes, Hokage-sama?" a sweet female voice answered obediently from the receiver.
"Nori-chan! Let's go on a date!"
"Yes, Hokage-sama. Right away!" the receiver clicked off.
Naruto pouted as he waited. Of course his requests were generally ignored, but sometimes the young secretaries would stop by anyway just to check up on him. If the Hokage was too bored he was prone to do childish things. In less then a minute there was a knock at his door.
"Come in!" Naruto called cheerfully.
Kuga Nori opened the door carefully and entered the room. She was a young woman, possibly younger than the Hokage, and she had that "sexy librarian" look about her. Her pitch black hair was fastened securely to her head and just below her stylish glasses she had a small attractive beauty mark.
"What can I do for you, Hokage-sama?" she asked.
"Oh, I don't know. Send in some clowns. I'm bored! Please, Nori-chan! I'm gonna die!"
"Hokage-sama, please don't die. That would make me very unhappy if you were to die," she laughed as she walked over to the Hokage's giant desk. She pulled out a small planner as she sat down on the desk.
"Is it time to go over the schedule? I love this time of day!" Naruto cheered and sat up attentively.
Nori-chan crossed her legs on his desk and removed her glasses. Long smoky lashes framed her chocolate brown eyes. She cracked open the book and began to read the Rokudaime's various appointments.
"You have an appointment with some traders from the far side of Konoha at 2:30," she took this moment to remove her hair pin and waves of black went cascading down her back.
"Uh-huh..." Naruto listened intently as the lovely Nori-chan continued.
Somewhere down the hall a pink-haired woman was assisting a young new employee to the Hokage's office. She walked swiftly in that self-important manner as she always did. She checked her watch to make sure she was exactly on time even though that action was not necessary because she was always exactly on time. She turned to the dark-haired new blood and recited some rules and words of advice.
She knocked on the door once before entering.
"Hokage-sama!" she called.
"H-Hai, Sakura-chan?" the Hokage was busy with a charming secretary on his lap.
"Oh! It looks like our session is over. We are exactly on time for your meeting with Haruno-san at 1 PM," Nori-chan sat up from the Hokage's lap, and adjusted herself back to her working mode. It's exactly these sort of harmless things that always make the new blood nervous. Naruto chuckled cheerfully as he dismissed his secretary.
Haruno sighed.
"Naruto! You are so immature. Can't you ever be professional?" she scolded. The new employee was most certainly flushed in the face and uneasy.
"Good afternoon, Hokage-sama," the newbie bowed respectfully and incredibly long, dark, silky hair flowed over a shoulder. This new blood turned out to be quite beautiful.
"Ahh...so this is my new secretary's assistant?" Naruto walked over to the two at his door. He peered at the young lady appreciatively. "I like her."
"Naruto..." the young pink-haired girl tried to get a word in.
"Yes, I know! Sexual harassment, blah, blah, blah! I didn't say she didn't have any skills. Geez, Sakura, you don't always have to be a party-pooper." he reviewed his assistant more.
"Fine, go ahead and make a fool of yourself," she fumed silently.
This new assistant was possibly the most beautiful girl Naruto had ever laid eyes on. She was very pale, like the softest petal of a white lily. Her hair was the darkest of browns and it seemed to be under perfect care. Long uneven bangs covered her whole forehead, adding a mysterious flavor to her appearance. As soon as she cast her eyes up, it was revealed that she had opal-colored eyes.
"Hey...would you happen to be a Hyuuga? You have the very same eyes as Hinata-chan!"
"Yes..." the person answered shyly and a blush tinted her cheeks.
"Aww...you're so shy. I wonder if it runs in the family?"
"He's not shy! Naruto, don't you recognize who this is?" Sakura yelled in frustration. Naruto completely missed the "he" comment.
"Sakura!" the blonde whined, "I'm trying to get to know my employee better! You'll scare her with your bossy attitude! Come here sweetie."
Naruto tugged the employee to the side and began chatting away.
"You know I love strong women and have nothing against them being in high positions, but that doesn't mean you have to end up like Sakura. Don't worry, I'll protect you from her!" her wrapped an arm around the newbie.
"Naruto..." the mysterious employee said in embarrassment. Naruto was surprised to hear his first name from a new employee. Come to think of it, he was also surprised at how tall this young girl seemed to be.
"By the way, what's your name?"
"Hyuuga Neji. That's Hyuuga Neji you're hugging. A man!" Sakura steamed, her hands on her hips.
"WHAT?"
"I told you you were going to make a fool of yourself!"
"But Sakura-chan! That's a girl! I think I know a beautiful woman when I see one!"
"I-I am a man..." the Hyuuga said shyly. Naruto just stared at him in disbelief.
He stared and stared until you would think crickets would begin to chirp.
"Please don't stare at me like that," the Hyuuga blushed brightly. Before he knew it, Naruto's hands were on his chest.
"Totally flat! No way!" Naruto exclaimed.
"Stop harassing Neji!" Sakura slapped Naruto upside the head and began to read off her chart, "As of today, ANBU member, Hyuuga Neji will serve as your chief body guard. Have fun, I'm leaving."
Sakura turned on her heels and left the two men alone in the Hokage's office.