Hi! First chapter! Yay :D it may take a while for u to get into it so bare with me :D

"WHAT WAS THAT ICE JERK!?" The fire dragon demanded with rage boiling up and setting his whole body on fire (literally).

"I said: if it weren't for you and your raging fire of yours we could have at least got half of our reward." The shirtless ice Mage replied, "wait I thought dragons had good ears... Don't need them checked up do you"

"YOU DESTROYED JUST AS MUCH AS I DID ICE PRINCESS SO SHUT YOUR MOUTH!" He stepped closer to his opponent challenging him.

"You wanna piece o' me droopy eyes?!" The half naked competitor inquired dangerously striding towards his opposition.

"Squinty eyes!" Closer

"Simple minded hot head!" Closer

"Shirtless" the flame wizard pushed his head against the ice wizard's

"Really... They don't stop fighting do they?" A blond haired celestial wizard whispered to her self.

"That's Natsu and Gray for ya" Lisanna said cheerfully.

"I know but their too loud," Lucy sighed covering her ears, "oi, Natsu Gray!" She yelled catching their attention, "Would you two shut up and stop fighting for once!"

"But, Lucy!" Gray and Natsu said in unison, "don't copy me!" They again said together and the arguing began again.

"Aaaarrrrggghhhh! Fire dragons iron fist!" Natsu threw the first blow hitting Gray on the nose and the battle started.

"Go on Natsu!" Cheered Happy applauding his partner in the fight.

"You got it Happy!" Natsu shouted blocking a punch from Gray.

"Gray-sama do your best!" Juvia squealed, hearts in her eyes admiring her beloved's shirtless body.

-outside-

"We are about a half a mile from fairy tail we will arrive in about 5 minutes" said a voice, "start speeding up!"

"Yes Capt'n" yelled another voice, "start speeding up"

-in the guild (4 mins later)-

"Hot head!"

"Shirtless"

"HOT HEAD"

"AAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH! Fire dragons rrrrOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRRR" a huge mass of flame spurted out of Natsu's mouth and surrounded Gray. Natsu snickered as the flames died out to reveal Gary's mad face staring at him. "What's the matter ice pervert? Can't block a bit of fire?" Natsu snickered again.

"Why you... Ice make... Lance!" About a dozen ice lances flew out of Gray's hands then in towards Natsu. Hastily the fire dragon turned his heat up and stood still with pride. The lances gained speed and began to attack Natsu but quickly reduced to harmless water as they tried to bare the heat of the flames. He smirked with pride as Gray's anger took over him like a raging bull. "Ice make hammer!" He yelled and hammer appeared over Natsu's head. Natsu's grin soon turned to awe as he looked up to meet eyes with a huge hammer of ice. It suddenly dropped. Natsu put his hands up to stop it... It fell and flattened Natsu, Lucy giggled as he got up.

"OH BRING IT ON, ICE PEVERT!" Natsu yelled.

"C'MMON, BRING IT, HOT HEAD!" Gray challenged.

-100meters outside fairy tail-

"We're here!" Yelled the voice again. "Now come we must obtain him now!"

"Wait, captain Lahar!" Shouted the other voice.

"Huh? What is it Doran bolt?" Lahar asked.

"Captain I have worked close to Fairy tail in previous missions, and I don't think we should carry this out in this way." Doran bolt answered calmly, "I have definitely retrieved information about him and I don't think he will come peacefully." Lahar stiffened up glaring at his soldier.

"Are you questioning the judgment and strategies of the chairman of the magic council?" Lahar inquired. Doran bolt sighed knowing it would be unwise to protest any further.

"No of course not, the chairman knows best captain." He muttered returning to his place in the army.

"Good."Lahar whispered, "now... Are there any more objections?!"

Immediately all the soldiers (accept for Doran bolt) stood to attention and yelled "no sir!" Saluting to Lahar. With no reaction Lahar strode on for another 90meters then put his hand up, signalling his army to stop. He listened... All he could hear was yelling and crashing. 'Geez I can't believe this guild is no. 1 in Fiore' Lahar thought to himself. He signalled his army to stay put. Lahar marched over to the welcoming gates of the trouble-making guild hall. Nothing happened. He set his hand on the handle bar ready to open it and declare his presence before an even louder crash vibrate through the air. Lahar dived out of the way just in time for the doors to blast open as two boys, who seemed to be in a tense battle, rolled out not even noticing the councils company. A small blue cat and a blue haired woman rushed out after, the blue cat seemed to be cheering for the pink haired one and the woman seemed to be cheering? No. Um... Flirting with the other one who seemed to have taken of his t-shirt. Soon afterwards a tall armoured red-headed girl strolled out towards the boys, still ignorant of the council. She pushed in between the two boys

"That's enough Natsu, Gray."

"ERZAAAA~~" Natsu screamed, "FIGHT MEEE~~"

"Go on Natsu you can take her!" Happy yelled, encouraging his partner. Erza looked up to answer, but as she raised her head her view moulded into the magic council gathered in front of her.

"Captain Lahar," she addressed the head of the army, "May I ask the purpose of you visit?" Natsu and Gray looked up in confusion and met the eye of the federal army their faces turned to horror as they still lay sprawled on the dirt.

"Why?" He asked in sarcasm, "We are here to... Apprehend yet another victim of fairy tail"

"And who is your victim this time?" Erza asked in an innocent yet a challenging manner. Lahar smirked with excitement on the name that was about to leave his lips.

"Natsu Dragneel."

how was that... Be honest :3. Sorry for cliff hangar