Today I'm trying to see how many fanfics I can write in one day. So I came up with this idea and decided that it would do. :3 Enjoy, and please review! ^o^

I am L. I have decided to write my own personal cookbook. Watari says that this is not a good idea. Watari says that I cannot cook and that any recipe I come up with will be very distasteful to someone else. I disagree with Watari. Thus, I am writing this.

What to Feed to Someone to Make Them Like You—

The Love Cookie

I have never made a cookie before. Watari always does it for me, as I am often too busy solving cases to do it myself. Though, I assure you, I am positive I will be able to teach you how to make an exceptional cookie.

Alright…first, get a big bowl. Pour 1 cup of water into the bowl. Then, drop in 1 full stick of butter.

I just tried to smash the cold butter that I dropped in the pot. It didn't work, so the next step is to microwave the butter in the microwave to melt it. Microwave until the butter boils. Then, take the bowl out of the microwave and stir it.

The next step (and most fun step) is to add 10 cups of sugar into the mixture. Be sure to stir it really well. If you feel the need to put in more butter at this point, it would be fine to go ahead and do so.

The next step is to drop 1 full egg into the bowl. I must admit, I don't know what happens to the egg shell. Cookies MUST be magical! =D Since I've never had any egg shells in my cookie. I wonder what happens to them? (In case you didn't know, L dropped the entire egg in the bowl without cracking it first XD)

The next thing you should do is add 7 chocolate bars of your choice. Mix them in well.

This is one of the last steps. Make yourself a cup of tea and pour it into the bowl. Stir it all up.

Put the mix into cookie sheets and put them in the oven. I'd say cooking them for about an hour sounds just about right.

The last step is to take the Love Cookies out of the oven and serve it to the person you like. Enjoy! ^o^

I'll add more great recipes later.

Lol, L fails epically at cooking. I DARE you to try to make The Love Cookie! o-o That is my challenge to you! If you do, take a picture of it!

Okay, what did you all think of that? What would you do if L tried to feed that cookie to you? XD I sure as heck wouldn't eat it! :D

I'll update soon! But please review! Or I feel very discouraged… ;~; ^ ^ thanks for reading

~Ratt Kazamata