You see, the problem with underestimating Gamemakers as beings purely devoted to carnage and tragedy who cannot be clever is that we just go to surprise you again. And I was about the surprise everyone.

I reread the list of tributes that I know will be reaped this year. (Come on, you don't really think we leave it up to pure chance, do you?) No, no, hardly any of these will do. I need people who are exciting, silly, charming, and beautiful. People the Capitol will love. But most of all, I need tributes that would not ever even dream of sparking some sort of rebellion among the districts.

And that is why I immediately cross off Primrose Everdeen once I see her name under Disrict 12. Primrose herself certainly wouldn't cause any problems. She's so innocent that she'd be dead in a day. But her sister is another story... And when Prim would die, Katniss would start a rebellion for sure. Besides, we already have one twelve year old.

You know what? She won't do either. No, she's far to sweet and far too capable. District 11 has always been unstable. And with a girl like that, they'd mourn in her death in the most of unconventional ways.

And while I'm at it, I might as well cross of Glimmer and Marvel and Cato and Clove (oh yes, we know who will volunteer and how to stop them) and Thresh and Peeta. Before I know it, my tribute list is empty. I sigh to myself. Well, I need tributes. President Snow wouldn't be happy if there were no Games, and it would be a shame for a very creative arena, if I do say so myself, to go to waste.

Yes, I defintely need to find more tributes that will satisy the crowd. And fast.

Welcome to the 74th Annual Hunger Games! But, instead of Seneca Crane as a leading Gamemaker, Brietta Quelten was given a chance to prove herself. And she's smart. Too smart for the tributes' good. That's why tributes of all kinds are needed to fill in the missing spots in the Games. Find the tribute form on my profile and PM me your tribute. Feel free to send me more than one. And may the odds be ever in your favor.