A/N: Hello everybody! This is my first fanfiction, just a bunch of random one-shots involving the nations being the crazy and weird guys we know and love.

Disclaimer: ChiakiAsuka does not own Hetalia, never did, never will.

Warning: Chiaki isn't responsible for any loss of sanity this fanfiction might have caused.

So, it all started when Italy was bored and started searching through Japan's laptop. After hours of anime girl photos, videogames, strange Word documents found in a file called 'Yaoi' (Italy didn't know what the word meant and for some reason didn't want to) and disturbing comic strips involving the nations the italian found something that got his attention.

A winRAR document called hetaoni english.

For some reason, the curious italian thought it would be fun, so he clicked it.

- Time skip brought to you by Italy's time journal! -

"Italy has been unusually quiet," Japan commented, taking a sip of his tea.

"You're right..." Germany nodded, "maybe he just fell asleep...?"

"Maybe, we should go and check out," Japan suggested, Germany agreed and so they entered Japan's room.

"Italy, are you-?" Germany stopped as he saw a certain italian shaking in a corner, tears endlessly streaming down his cheeks as he shook a white flag.

"What happened?" The blonde nation asked.

"L-Lock the door before the g-gray monster comes and eats you!" Italy cried, pointing at the door.

And so, thanks to the fandom and Japan's otakuness, aliens, white pianos and clocks were added to Italy's long list of fears.