A/N: Hope you enjoy -wink-
The Rock stares at the tv screen next to him. A picture of Seth Rollins with his leather attire and suitcase is shown.
"Seth Rollins, bring that ass here boy!" The Rock continues, "Can't pick a single hair color looking ass, nose on the border of Canada AND The United States!"
"Bring that candy ass back here boy! Probably gave that suitcase a name.. You polish him, tuck him in at night AND you got him a girl suitcase! Fuck you mean!"
A picture of Summer Rae is shown on the screen. The Rock exclaims, "Summer, bring that ass here girl!"
"Your ostrich looking, bird nose ass! Look like a corpse with a blonde wig on.."
The Rock snatched off his glasses. "Bring that ass back here girl! Flamingo looking ass! Fuck you mean!"
A/N: Leave in the reviews who you want to see get roasted next!
(I like the wrestlers that I am using in this story; I do not hate them. I am not throwing shade, this story is only meant to entertain.)
If you never saw "Bring That Ass Here Boy" on Youtube or Instagram by dcyoungfly, you are missing out on the funniest roast sessions in history... After The Rock.. ;)