garnest amethyst and pearl, and steven! rode out on an oldtimey boat into the ocean. also greg and andy and boudailia and sour cream where there, all of them together on uncle andy's boat.
well wouldn't you know a ruckus was struck up and had everyone a jibbering and a jabbering about this and that. that's when steven fused with boudaila and became stevailia. connie sure would get jealous if she saw this pearl thought, when she first saw stevailia strut her shameless smelly clampch about in a short cut tee and booty skirt.
"how ya'll like my bootie skirt" stevailia said.
"gee whiz, i can't rave to THIS!" sour cream murmbled. he threw an uncracked pack of glow sticks into the ocean gloomily.
that's when lapis showed up.
"hey." she said, with a moody disinterest, as though she were challenging sour cream to conversation.
"hey." he replied with so much sarcasm that she realized how cool sour cream really was. he was an even spread of tangy cool cream to her ever scorched and besorrowed heart.
just then, stevailia saw the two moodsters conversing and grew jealous.
"hahahahah hear i came lapis" and then with no warning stevailia jumped onto lapis and forcesed with her into stevailiapis.
"no" sour cream screamed. he had a lot of sadness about this situation. here was his lover, here was his mother, just then garnets future vision probed his brain and he saw his possible fusion, sourtigone, dragged away to death in some malbegotten crypt.
luckily, to spare any further awkwardness, paerl sighted a whale.
everyone gathered around, super eager and forgetful of past woes. when they looked upon the grand gray blue majesty of nature they felt a unvirsal oneness calling upon them to beshackle themselves from anguish and woe. the dance of the great water beasts even solicited tears from the usually stoic and erect, andy, who cried stoically over the beasts of the water that were so great.
"here we go a whalin!" paerl yelped, thinking that she was bringing the group together and really hightening the mood when all that her expositionary and pathetically despereate at best attempts at communication elicited were uncomfortable cringes and a general lowering of group interest.
they sloughed through it though. better that then endure her whiddling nagging for zeus knows how long.
"that's it, great team work everyone." said garnet. once everyone else was distracted by her praise garnet took the time to go ahead and look right at sour cream they looked eyes and the ever seeing fusion winked at sour cream, revelling in his misery. normaly garnet was chill, but something about that pussyboi bitch white boy sour cream brought out her mean side.
"you think you can threaten my family?. rarg" Garnet wailed with fury as she assailed the whale. She wailed on that whale something fearsome and didn't let up until it was battered and dazed.
the whale began crying out in distress. even though the resultant nautico-mammalian song was sourced from despair it was beautiful, as all whale song is. but none of the nearby sealife cared to respond, the whales were all so boring. come on. really.'
who cares about a whale?
do you?
sure as cancer you don't, not really. you wouldn't take a bullet for a whale. maybe you won't buy celebrity signature scents that use whale oil but you still wouldn't die for one.
"you're too busy with your stupid blogging!" garnet yelled and killed you.
then, all the crystal gems came out of your computer and were like, "whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat. look at this stupid dead person. only idiots die."