"Okay class! I have a wonderful assignment for today!" said Ms. Yukari. "I will be giving you each a sack of flour and it will be your child!" She looks around the class room to blank faces. "It's a flour baby, you know you treat it like a kid, make sure child services don't take it away, the works!" As she passed the sacks around the room the gang struck up a conversation.
"I've always wanted a little kid to take care of!" said Kagura.
"Why don't you ask Mr. Kimura, I'm sure he'll be more than happy to fulfill your wish!" Tomo snickered. FWAP "OW!"
Ms. Yukari gave them each their "babies" and went back to the front of the classroom.
"As you can see there is a sticker on each of your baking supply bags." Chiyo raised her hand.
"But I thought they were babies!"
"Right, babies. Any way your "babies" have a sticker on them, pink means it's a girl, blue means it's a boy! There is also a sticker that says: 'HELLO MY NAME IS' on it. That is where you put the name of your "baby." Any Questions? Osaka raised her hand.
"Ms. Yukari, my sticker is black and white and has numbers below it. Does that mean I get to pick if it's a boy or girl?" she asked puzzled. Ms. Yukari rubbed her head.
"No, Osaka. That's the barcode. Now if there are no more questions please name your baby. Oh, and might I add Yukari Jr. is a wonderful name! Tee-hee! But if you name her Nyamo I'll fail you! Tee-hee! sudden change of seriousness I'm not kidding."
"So what should we name them?" asked Yomi.
"How about...Bessie?!" said Osaka with serious thought.
General look of shock
"But Osaka your baby is a boy! Why don't you name him Carl? Or Ralph?" said Chiyo.
"No, I like Bessie." All-around sweat drop
(AN: Sorry it's so short! I'm working on another story right now!)
"I've always wanted a little kid to take care of!" said Kagura.
"Why don't you ask Mr. Kimura, I'm sure he'll be more than happy to fulfill your wish!" Tomo snickered. FWAP "OW!"
Ms. Yukari gave them each their "babies" and went back to the front of the classroom.
"As you can see there is a sticker on each of your baking supply bags." Chiyo raised her hand.
"But I thought they were babies!"
"Right, babies. Any way your "babies" have a sticker on them, pink means it's a girl, blue means it's a boy! There is also a sticker that says: 'HELLO MY NAME IS' on it. That is where you put the name of your "baby." Any Questions? Osaka raised her hand.
"Ms. Yukari, my sticker is black and white and has numbers below it. Does that mean I get to pick if it's a boy or girl?" she asked puzzled. Ms. Yukari rubbed her head.
"No, Osaka. That's the barcode. Now if there are no more questions please name your baby. Oh, and might I add Yukari Jr. is a wonderful name! Tee-hee! But if you name her Nyamo I'll fail you! Tee-hee! sudden change of seriousness I'm not kidding."
"So what should we name them?" asked Yomi.
"How about...Bessie?!" said Osaka with serious thought.
General look of shock
"But Osaka your baby is a boy! Why don't you name him Carl? Or Ralph?" said Chiyo.
"No, I like Bessie." All-around sweat drop
(AN: Sorry it's so short! I'm working on another story right now!)